!rant

Quite the opposite of a Rant actually. Very good day today! Had pancakes to start the day, finally got a second monitor for only 5 bucks - it is so much easier to program with live change monitoring!

And, I finally got my very own server rack :) just wanted to share!

Off to an interview with a design agency I didn't apply because of people who I don't know referred me.

Wish me good luck!

devRant Pebble watchface

!rant #happynews

It's a boy :D

1/7/17 - d/m/yy

Fancy dates 😎

We need to debug a HUGE legacy code project so...

Jack and Jill
Pulled down from git
To fetch aPaleOfWater.c
Jack made some changes
And then pushed them all up
A merge conflict occurred
Jill decided his changes sucked
And push --force over his
Jack was enraged
For history was changed
And force pushed Jill
down a hill

Basically spent 3 hours to track down and delete a whitespace today.

Ayyyy gotta love Python

Fucking job recruiters or whoever the fuck.

If the first line on my resume is under "Objective" and it states, "To obtain a job, internship, or Co-op in the field of Networking, Cybersecurity, or Administration." You can clearly see the world sales and customer service are not in there.
If you take 5 seconds to read that or search for the words customer service or sales YOU WON'T FUCKING FIND ANYTHING​.
SO WHY THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU CUMBUCKET FILLED PIECES OF SHIT KEEP OFFERING SALES AND CUSTOMER JOBS TO ME.
I even got a senior sales position before. :|
Yet I can't even get a call back from an internship that's related to what I want to do lol. Smh.

Has pseudocode gone too far or we are back to assembly language ?

Microsoft.

Any help?

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

After realizing that php.js is an actual thing, I'm thinking of ending all my sentences in.js, I think it's cool.js, might actually catch on.js and replace the period.js if everyone does it.js

I was trying to style a website drop down menu (select tag) that would look the same on all browsers using css only. i removed the default arrow down, and i was trying to add a minimal arrow pointing down, and it took me a while to do it. Take a look at the pic.

However when i looked at the code. there was no code for that little arrow. I was confused for a few minutes, looking at both html and css. thinking how is this even possible, then i realised.

My f-ing screen was dirty. Dirt was similarly shaped like the thing i wanted to achieve. I was laughing at myself for a few minutes.

btw i did it in the end 😊 no dirt involved

I'm thinking of doing the iOS developer nano degree at Udacity. Anyone done that? Any advice?

Got the stikers today, and realized that most of the space in my laptop is empty. How can i get some more stickers to fill the voids.

Got a job with EA
Went down like this during the interview

Hiring Manager: your second part of your resume seems to be missing?
Me: second part is $20
Hiring Manager: Welcome on board

Applying to colleges in the States for an MS in CS with a specialization in Machine Learning 🙂

My five-year-old daughter asked me to program her Android tablet today.

Daughter: Daddy, can you make my tablet do something?

Me: What do you want to make it do?

Daughter: I want it to get games for me. I want it to pick games I like and get the different games so I can play them after I get home from school.

My daughter asked me to implement:

1. At the least, a predictive algorithm to choose new games for her based on her likes and dislikes.

2. At the most, an adaptive artificial intelligence that will learn what games she likes to play.

Current specifications are unclear. Need revision.

Hit + if you are on my side

Started my PhD today. I feel so out of my depth, but so happy to be challenged at the same time. It's a weird combination.

!rant

Guys I posted here about a job interview i had... got it ! I start tomorrow so thank you for your support, you are amazing !

I think this is appropriate for this week's topic.

Words cannot describe this...

Guys check this out. It's funny.
https://youtu.be/pz-mCjHA6Ak

I have what I hope to be the final 'final' interview for a new job tomorrow. So many hoops to jump through. At least I know the company has a thorough hiring process! It really cannot come fast enough

Seen this just now... laughing so hard 😂😂😂

This has to be the funniest IT fail ever. https://m.reddit.com/r/...

Found it in a comment somewhere on devrant (i forgot who posted originally, but this is me giving credit)