The university system is fucked.

I've been working in this industry for a few years now, but have been self taught for much longer. I'm only just starting college and I'm already angry.

What does a college degree really mean anymore? From some of the posts I've seen on devRant, it certainly doesn't ensure professional conduct, work ethic, or quality (shout out to the brave souls who deal with the lack of these daily). Companies should hire based on talent, not on a degree. Universities should focus more on real world applications or at least offer such programs for students interested in entering the workforce rather than research positions. A sizable chunk of universities' income (in the U.S. at least) comes from research and corporate sponsorships, and educating students is secondary to that. Nowadays education is treated as a business instead of a tool to create value in the world. That's what I signed up for, anyway - gaining the knowledge to create value in the world. And yet I along with many others feel so restricted, so bogged down with requirements, fees, shitty professors, and shitty university resources. There is so much knowledge out there that can be put to instant practical use - I am constantly shocked at the things left out of my college curriculum (lack of automated tests, version control, inadequate or inaccurate coverage of design patterns and philosophies) - things that are ABSOLUTELY essential to be successful in this career path.

It's wonderful that we eventually find the resources we need, or the motivation to develop essential skills, but it's sad that so many students in university lack proper direction through no fault of their own.

Fuck you, universities, for being so inflexible and consistently failing to serve your basic purpose - one of if not the most important purpose on this earth.

Fuck you, corporations, for hiring and paying based on degree. Fuck you, management, for being so ignorant about the industry you work in.

Fuck you, clients, who treat intelligent people like dirt, make unreasonable demands, pull some really shady shit, and perpetuate a damaging stereotype.

And fuck you to the developer who wrote my company's antipattern-filled, stringy-as-all hell codebase without comments. Just. Fuck you.

This isn't really a hacking story but it does remind me of something I did as "revenge."

In middle school, this one fool kept bullying me. Always tried to harm me, always tried to insult me, always tried to make me fall during PE.

I hated him a lot, so instead of trying to kill him as planned, I did a harmless little keylogger prank thing.

I installed a keylogger on the school's laptop before class. (I did it during break, and when class started, I placed it on his desk.)

He took the bait, and instead of doing work, he logged onto his social media accounts. Now I had his passwords and everything.

When I went home, I logged onto his social media. I checked his messages so I can get some dirt on him, didn't find much except for the fact he snuck out a few times, and smoked before.

I changed his profile picture to some cringy anime thing and messaged one of his friends (the one who always copied my test answers in History and would steal my homework) and I said, "tell --- that if he doesn't stop being an asshole, I'll do worse than "hack" his social media."

It freaked them both out a bit, but didn't change their behavior, which is a shame because my threat was empty. It's not like I was able to do anything more than that in middle school. To this day, they still have no idea who did that.

This was about 4 years ago.

My words to live by...

Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager
Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
Damn kids. They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain,
ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what
made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of
the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain
for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms.
Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is
cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I
screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through
the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is
sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is
found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...

You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at
school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or
ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying
for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and
you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek
after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color,
without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals.
You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us
and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me
for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.

+++The Mentor+++

I was trying to style a website drop down menu (select tag) that would look the same on all browsers using css only. i removed the default arrow down, and i was trying to add a minimal arrow pointing down, and it took me a while to do it. Take a look at the pic.

However when i looked at the code. there was no code for that little arrow. I was confused for a few minutes, looking at both html and css. thinking how is this even possible, then i realised.

My f-ing screen was dirty. Dirt was similarly shaped like the thing i wanted to achieve. I was laughing at myself for a few minutes.

btw i did it in the end 😊 no dirt involved

I fucking hate Internet of Things, I think that it's a ridiculous idea to connect things, that work perfectly fine, to the internet.
The 'convenience' you get is minimalistic and most of the time non existent.
It is also often insanely insecure and expensive. The burdans it brings with it most of the time just outweigh the positive sides of it.

Now today happened something that made me hate it even more. Today was the First Lego Lego (Lego competition with ev3 robots, etc.) and one part of the tournament is to find a solution for a given problem. This year the general topic was hydro-dynamics and so the problem was how you can reduce water usage and 'save' water.

Our idea was to make reusable coffee cups and give them to the local coffee shops. One time use paper cups use take around 400ml water when produced) Basically you buy a cup once for 5 bucks and you get your coffee served in it. After drinking the coffee you return the cup to a local cafe and get a chip as pawn. When you buy your next coffee, you give them your chip and get it served in another reusable cup. The are at the moment already around 1000 cups going around the city.

Now this was our idea and we got ranked third. I am not too mad about our rank but what really drives me fucking mad is the team who ranked first.

Their idea was to make a pump (using an arduino) and a humidity sensor which you stick into a plant and the pump pumps water when the plant is too dry.
However (you probably guessed it already) they went a step further and connected it to the internet. They also made a web 'interface' for it so you can control the pump with your smartphone / computer / smartwatch / tv / whatever the fuck is connected to the internet nowadays 'thanks' to the iot 'revolution'.

So it is a pump that waters your plant when it is too dry BUT it is also connected to the internet.

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO BE CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET.

"Oh look it is connected to the internet, wow awesome, oh it is also 'smart'. oh cooool. Nice I don't have to water my plants anymore"

A funny thing is that one of my friends built basically the same thing without connecting it to the internet. He built a small box with a pump and a humidity sensor that measures if the dirt is too dry and then waters the plant. It checks every few hours and the also is a small 16x2 LCD and a knob that you can turn to control how much water it should give the plant each time it waters it. He built it and I programmed it for him. Works perfectly fine and I don't see any reason why there should be any need to connect something like this to the internet.

Anyway we got ranked third, they first. I guess we should connect our coffee cups to the internet in some way ...

I really hate when I have to help a coworker and then when I need to use their keyboard. is dirty AF, really disgusting! like c'mon, how is that I need to tell them that their keyboard could use a bit of cleaning

Me trying to clean up my code is like trying to make dirt less dirty.

Who the fuck doesn't use responsive design. Oh yeah my Job. Thank God I quit Friday. Fuck this old ass dirt company

FOR FUCKS SAKE, CLEAN YOUR KEYBOARD!

Today we had some presentations on a class, I was near the projector, so I volunteered to control the presentation flow.

Fast forward three teams, arrives this guy, lets his laptop and and I open it... SMELLS, FUCKING SMELLS BAD. Add to that grease and dirt all over the keyboard... I just pressed the right arrow key with the bare tip of my finger...

It's not that hard to keep your workstation clean. Most of all, odourless.

I love how the Keybase Linux client installs itself straight into /keybase. Unix directory structure guidelines? Oh no, those don't apply to us. And after uninstalling the application they don't even remove the directory. Leaving dirt and not even having the courtesy to clean it up. Their engineers sure are one of a kind.

Also, remember that EFAIL case? I received an email from them at the time, stating some stuff that was about as consistent as their respect for Unix directory structure guidelines. Overtyping straight from said email here:

[…] and our filesystem all do not use PGP.
> whatever that means.

The only time you'll ever use PGP encryption in Keybase is when you're sitting there thinking "Oh, I really want to use legacy PGP encryption."
> Legacy encryption.. yeah right. Just as legacy as Vim is, isn't it?

You have PGP as part of your cryptographic identity.
> OH REALLY?! NO SHIT!!! I ACTIVELY USED 3 OS'S AND FAILED ON 2 BECAUSE OF YOUR SHITTY CLIENT, JUST TO UPLOAD MY FUCKING PUBLIC KEY!!!

You'll want to remove your PGP key from your Keybase identity.
> Hmm, yeah you might want to do so. Not because EFAIL or anything, just because Keybase clearly is a total failure on all levels.

Written quickly,
the Keybase team
> Well that's fucking clear. Could've taken some time to think before hitting "Send" though.

Don't get me wrong, I love the initiatives like this with all my heart, and greatly encourage secure messaging that leverages PGP. But when the implementation sucks this much, I start to ask myself questions about whether I should really trust this thing with my private conversations. Luckily I refrained from uploading my private key to their servers, otherwise I would've been really fucked.

🎵 it's my birthday... It's my birthday... It's my birthday...🎵

Yesterday tried to hack the cash value in Dirt 4... Used Cheat Engine and tried editing the values to 999,999,999 but didn't work. The values (multiple address) don't update in the game.

Well tonight I started the game again just to play a bit.... And I see the credits are... 999,999,999!!!!!

Oh and yes it actually is my birthday today lol

Many of you who have a Windows computer may be familiar with robocopy, xcopy, or move.
These functions? Programs? Whatever they may be, were interesting to me because they were the first things that got me really into batch scripting in the first place.

What was really interesting to me was how I could run multiples of these scripts at a time.

<storytime>
It was warm Spring day in the year of 2007, and my Science teacher at the time needed a way to get files from the school computer to the hard-drive faster. The amount of time that the computer was suggesting was 2 hours. Far too long for her. I told her I’d build her something that could work faster than that. And so started the program would take up more of my time than the AI I had created back in 2009.
</storytime>

This program would scan the entirety of the computer's file system, and create an xcopy batch file for each of these directories. After parsing these files, it would then run all the batch files at once. Multithreading as it were? Looking back on it, the throughput probably wasn't any better than the default copying program windows already had, but the amount of time that it took was less. Instead of 2 hours to finish the task it took 45 minutes. My thought for justifying this program was that; instead of giving one man to do paperwork split the paperwork among many men. So, while a large file is being copied, many smaller files could be copied during that time.

After that day I really couldn't keep my hands off this program. As my knowledge of programming increased, so did my likelihood of editing a piece of the code in this program.

The surmountable amount of updates that this program has gone through is amazing. At version 6.25 it now sits as a standalone batch file. It used to consist of 6 files and however many xcopy batch files that it created for the file migration, now it's just 1 file and dirt simple to run, (well front-end, anyways, the back-end is a masterpiece of weirdness, honestly) it automates adding all the necessary directories and files. Oh, and the name is Latin for Imitate, figured it's a reasonable name for a copying program.

I was 14, so my creativity lacked in the naming department >_<

Be me
>programming since I got up
>don't have much time to program because job sucks up all my time
>dont know the best solution to a problem so decide to take a small break
>open rocket league
>start 1v1 match
>4 minutes later
>dad walks in my room, demanding I go pretend to be a stone age nibba
>pic related
>wants me to dig some dirt for his crops
>wants me to carry multiple buckets of water
>wants me to plow literally fields
>no.jpg
>thisIsRealLifeNotMinecraft.wav
>tells me that I'm addicted
>tells me that he's getting rid of the Internet again
>fuckyou.png

Only my girlfriend and programming bring me joy and you reduce my capacity to interact with both. Fuck you.

Ever since i was a little boy, i was fascinated by the stars in the sky and what made them shine. I used to wonder how our universe came in to being. What made it what it is today. What will happen to it long after we re gone. Will it die? Will it live forever? How big is it? Why is it big if it s big and why is it small if it s small. "God did it" was never a satisfying answer for me. God does not play dice as Albert Einstein said. So many questions went through my 10 12 year old mind. Until someone recommended to me the book, "A brief history of time". The book answered a lot of my questions and gave birth to more. Computer science is like my crush. I love it as a friend. But Astrophysics, its the true love of my life. It not only quenches my thirst, but it satisfies my curiosity, while making me more curious. Its an endless cycle. It teaches us that we came from the stars, we go back in the dirt, and only to be returned to the stars again.
Stephen Hawking, his work, his books, taught me so much. Inspired me. Made me more curious. And today the world has truly lost, one of its greatest people.
You will be missed Sir Hawking. RIP.

So I've kicked off the motorcycle season for this year! Scanned some nice roads for speed control traps or road dirt, then the same route with more WABROOOOOO.

That machine is whopping 19 years old, and I still like it as much as on the first day when I bought it as new. Plus that it doesn't have software nonsense, not even injection. Means, it fucking works.

> turning the whole codebase into a muddy ball of dirt because the leader didn't like 1 (one) call to an async function on startup

Way to go buddy, you sure show them how it's done.

TLDR So according to our managers, our company is not dead yet, but very close to the edge. And there's nothing I can do about it.

Basically, they are asking the software devs to twirl our thumbs while we wait for other departments to pull us out of the dirt. Meanwhile, those people who can actually do something to get everyone back on track are running for the hills, looking for greener pastures (you know, sinking ship, turns out rats can swim).

I was told that I shouldn't leave as I am a 'vital part of the team whatever and so on'. But that is difficult to believe when I'm looking at 2 years minimum, in which nothing I will develop or have worked on in the past will make any difference. Whether I keep my job is determined by people who love numbers and have little concern for me as a person (not that this is new, but at least I was contributing before).

Guess I will be spending all that extra time at work reading and programming personal projects, since aside from no new projects, there will be no budget for taking courses that were promised before. Oh, and polishing my resume so I'll be ready when this ship finally goes down.

Today I learned why it’s so important to have life outside engineering (better put, I remembered this).

For the last couple of weeks, we’ve been working hard to catch some deadlines, contributing to a large oss project. Getting up at 4am, working with the team in my timezone, having some time with family then working with people with 6-9 hour difference was extremelly challenging and I was so tired I literaly was a fucking pain to bear with.

Today, on Saturday, my wife started cleaning the bathroom sink drain. You know, started... “won’t fix” was not an option. First, the dirt and the smell, mmmmmm, you just have to love it. And then the thing collapses (yes, I was optimistic, trying to clean it just partly - I learned not to fix if it aint’t broken, I wonder where).

It’s of course built of trivial parts, but the water just finds its way. Needless to say, I am afraid of it :). In the end, it got resolved. Just as any bug we squash - with some anger and plenty of dirty words.

During the whole thing, I thought to myself, that all that stress at work is quite bearable; it put everything back into a perspective. Great feeling!

I just realized with this pandemic it's better to live in a dirt-cheap country, in a house you own, have a second hand car, work as a dev from home, become good with tools in your spare time, grow your own food in the garden.
Fuck this impossible system with it's promises of finding a cure and it's high pay but high taxes and expensive rent for living in a shitty rented apartment with no friends around, nothing to do than watch YouTube and play video games and be depressed half the time, then die because of lack of phisical activity.
I used to think countries that had good infrastructure were the best. Now public transportation is the worst idea around here, since no one wears masks and pretends all is well.
This is actually a decision I need to take next week. If you believe things will "get back to normal" please give me your input as it is valuable to me.

!rant
I've lost all fucking motivation to do anything at the moment.
Fuck not even gaming is much fun anymore.
Also amazing that I have so little time on Mondays that I can't even eat properly.
Literally living on caffeine, a spoonful of, like, porridge and water on Mondays.

And of course the nice bistro is closed on Mondays.
Then there is that motherfucker of person at school that just randomly starts sharing weird ass details with you and promptly started to break out in tears when she failed maths today.

Like fucking hell, then for some reason the same person fucks up everything in her volleyball group by literally doing nothing and complains when she gets hit by a fucking volleyball, like, she doesn't even attempt to dodge it catch it.

So much for that fuckery.

Then there's these little brats that just completely play asshole and are being jackasses to everyone including upperclassmen and teachers.
Grab em by the throat and fucking put them in a toilet.
Literally the reason why our school is generally known as the 'Drecksloch', literally dirt hole.

The fucking volume is driving me batshit insane in school to the point where I just start yelling at people.
Fucking kids, it literally doesn't cost you shit to just shut the fuck up.

Okay, vent over.
Sorry for that.

What would you think about sharing something cool (preferably tech related), or weird, or f-ed up about the country or the city you live in?

I'll go first, here in Cluj-Napoca, Romania the internet really fast and dirt cheap like 1gbps fiber for 15€/month.

2. The government paid like millions of € to add ticket vending machines for public transportation and they mostly don't work, I managed to crash one while buying a ticket. Card payment is not functional on like half of them. Also they run Windows......... What a joke...

Looking forward to hear your stories on this topic!

I tought I'll buy a new laptop last week.

Went to the mediamarkt. I've choosen one with hdd. That was cheaper and I have a nice ssd at home, so I tought I'm gonna change that so I've asked the salesman about the hdd. I mean if I take it out and replace it with an ssd, it'll invalidate my warranty? Said yes. But they gladly change it to me if I bring my ssd in for a dirt-cheap €79. I said you are defenetly lost your mind. It takes 5 screws and around 5 minutes.

Anyway. I've choose an another one with ssd. But there was a sticker on it too, means it is prepared to use out of the box. It means as always, the windows is full with advertises, demos and annoying settings. And I don't use windows anyway. Ohh and it costs €29. I wanted one without this thing. Said ok, he'll check it. Comes back and said these modells are all prepared with this. I've asked him to show me a product which is 'clean'. He replied "actually all our laptops came prepared".

So I went mad and left them. This whole procedure takes more than an hour with one lesson: never go there again to buy a computer.

But at the end I've found a solution. Configurable laptops with 2 year warranty even if you upgrade it. Thats what I'll buy soon. I've had enough of big brands bullshits about unnecessary features and other bullshit. I'll buy what I need, not more, not less.

I'll write down the brand if anyone interested.

Old PS2 controller + Windows 10 = Twin USB Controller, sensitivity working

Controller + DiRT 4/Project Cars 2 = still end up last against Easy AIs

Maybe I just suck at driving and playing real time games...

Well at least I don't spend $50 buying a controller...

GOD DAMNED DICK EATING, CODE SHITTING, COPY PASTE MONKEYS!! STOP RELEASING LIBRARIES IF YOU HAVE 0 COMMON SENSE.

WASTED 3 HOURS JUST BECAUSE YOUR PILE OF FUCKING NODE MODULES CHANGED ENVIROMENT VARIABLES, AT LEAST PREFIX YOUR DIRT CODE BEFORE SHOVELING IT INTO THE MOUTH OF OTHER DEVS AROUND THE GLOBE.

TL;DR
Fuck shitdevs.

I've assembled enough computing power from the trash. Now I can start to build my own personal 'cloud'. Fuck I hate that word.
But I have a bunch of i7s, and i5s on hand, in towers. Next is just to network them, and setup some software to receive commands.

So far I've looked at Ray, and Dispy for distributed computation. If theres others that any of you are aware of, let me know. If you're familiar with any of these and know which one is the easier approach to get started with, I'd appreciate your input.

The goal is to get all these machines up and running, a cloud thats as dirt cheap as possible, and then train it on sequence prediction of the hidden variables derived from semiprimes. Right now the set is unretrievable, but theres a lot of heavily correlated known variables and so I'm hoping the network can derive better and more accurate insights than I can in a pinch.
Because any given semiprime has numerous (hundreds of known) identities which immediately yield both of its factors if say a certain constant or quotient is known (it isn't), knowing any *one* of them and the correct input, is equivalent to knowing the factors of p.

So I can set each machine to train and attempt to predict the unknown sequence for each particular identity.

Once the machines are setup and I've figured out which distributed library to use, the next step is to setup Keras, andtrain the model using say, all the semiprimes under one to ten million.

I'm also working on a new way of measuring information: autoregressive entropy. The idea is that the prevalence of small numbers when searching for patterns in sequences is largely ephemeral (theres no long term pattern) and AE allows us to put a number on the density of these patterns in a partial sequence, but its only an idea at the moment and I'm not sure what use it has.

Heres hoping the sequence prediction approach works.

To all the Java Teams that died during the fucking Mobile Civil War, We salute you!

1. Millionaire 2011
2. Splinter Cell: Double Agent
3. Dragon Ball Z Saiyan Fighters
4. Moto Girls
5. 24 Special Ops
6. Thor: The Dark World
7. Kung Fu Panda
8. Worms 2011: Armageddon
9. Asphalt 4: Elite Racing
10. Resident Evil - The Missions
11. Ghost Recon: Future Soldier
12. Spider-Man 3
13. Need for Speed - Undercover 3D
14. Contra 4
15. Rambo on Fire
16. Fast and Furious 6 
17. Counter Strike 3D
18. Men in Black 3
19. X–Men Origins: Wolverine
20. WWE Legends of Wrestlemania 3D
21. 3D Fight Night: Round 4
22. 3D Ultimate Rally Championships
23. Assassin's Creed
24. Zuma
24. Die Hard 4
25. 3D WWE Smackdown Vs RAW 2009
26. Prince of Persia 3: The Two Thrones
27. 3D Fight Night: Round 3
28. Super Mario Bros
29. Bruce Lee - Iron Fist 3D
30. Naruto Adventure: A New Apprentice
31. FIFA 2011
32. James Cameron's Avatar
33. Racing 2: The Real Car Experience
34. King Kong
35. Gangstar City
36. Iron Man 3
37. XIII 2: Covert Identity
38. 4x4 Extreme Rally 3D
39. Real Football Manager 2013
40. Splinter Cell: Conviction
41. 2008 Real Football 3D
42. Assassin's Creed 2
43. Hummer 3D
44. American Gangster
45. Real Football 2009
46. 3D Football: Real Madrid 2010
47. Xtreme Dirt Bike
48. Tekken Mobile
49. A Good Day to Die Hard
50. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
51. Asphalt 3: Street Rules 3D
52. GTA IV Mobile
53. 3D Contr Terrorism
54. Real Football 2015
55. The Amazing Spider-Man
56. Contra 4 (2009)
57. Mortal Kombat 3D
58. Bad Girls
59. Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
60. Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 3D
61. God of War
62. PES 2009 (Pro Evolution Soccer)
63. Ultimate Street Football
64. Assassin's Creed: Revelations
65. Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands
66. 3D Super taxi driver
67. Gangstar 2: Kings of LA
68. Asphalt 6: Adrenaline
69. Assassin's Creed III
70. Danger Dash
71. Real Football 2014
72. Gangstar - Crime City
73. Gangstar 3: Miami Vindication
74. Modern Combat 4: Zero Hour
75. Zuma's Revenge!

We know you guys did your best but the world is a fucking shit hole. We still remember your hard work!

76. Mission Impossible 3
77. Gangstar Rio: City of Saints (I guess these were your last days at work. Well-done guys!)
78. Real Football 2010
79. Real Football 2011 (Real Soccer)
80. Real Football 2012
81. PES 2011 (Pro Evolution Soccer) 
82. Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 (My Favorite)
83. And those missing the list.

WE SALUTE YOU ALL!!! ∠(^ー^)

I may have over delivered my service to this first customer i got.

It doesn't help that pricing was dirt cheap and i over promised in a bid to make it attractive.

But in my hurry to please the client, I've been feeling so much stress since last 24 hrs. Dealing with customers suck. I hate this.

They can be little dumb and doesn't think much before blaming you if something's not working as expected.

I hate this feeling and now i remember why my initial business model was designed such that I wouldn't have to deal with clients.

But somewhere along the way, i forgot about that. :/

I wish I could get rid of this customer.

Wow so much hate for WordPress. Le me to the rescue 💀

Yes WP is bloated and crappy and full of security issues etc etc. Agreed. That doesn't mean it is useless though.

It is alright to use for someone who is not really good with web, someone who just needs a blog, someone who just needs a home page, about page and contact form with a possibility of updating photo and text once or two times a month.

It is not suitable for e-commerce nor lots of transactions/forms involving websites.

As long as you know what kind of horse/vehicle you are on, you won't end up in the dirt.

Project: pool cleaner.
Hey guys. So here's the story I mounted my pool one month ago in a very hot day, but the weather is getting freakyer with each year and this was the first sunny day.
But I fill my pool with water from a well. Chlor takes care of bacteria but the damn algy are a problem.

First part: pump the shit out.

First test: not working properly.
- Reason? Buie keeps the dirt from reaching the motor;
- Hazardous: motor must be always under water
- Main problem. Pump is ment to sink in the bottom and pull water out, so only has one exit, the entry goes directly to the engine.
Workable? Turned a snail into fine dust, needs a hose with a buie that goes directly to the motor.
Just having fun... I would be in the pool if I had cleaned it last week

I am well done, burnt and carcinogenic. The constant pressure to always produce, always post a profit, always increase, always commit, always stand-up and succeed is fucking exhausting and ultimately and totally unsustainable.

There are never any fallow years anymore, or days of rest...our dirt is dying...and the earth is weary and worn out. Antartica is getting green...grrrr, and my head is melting too.

Why the fuck can't we slow down a little bit?

#hatehashtags C#needtheocean

// allow

This is not really the reason I got these parts, but I just had them lying around and have been following the project for some time... so why not? Haha. I was also thinking it might be cool to set these up to auto-disrupt known AP names that would be issued by companies most responsible for the dismantling of Net Neutrality. Like just make them in a dirt cheap throwie form-factor and let the companies deal with pissed off customers for a few days until the battery dies (thinking the little generic LiPo’s that cheap quadcopters use would give a few days if attacking sporadically and using the ESP’s sleep function). Just riffing here... ;P ;D

I take the train well out side of rush hour when the trains are about half empty (though most seats taken). I have to come in because it's not like I can afford to have a workspace comparable to the cockpit of the millennium falcon both at home and at work.

I don't believe going into a panic about coronavirus but take obvious basic precautions to at least reduce the chance and slow the spread and that should do a good amount to reduce overloading the system. I kid you not, at this point medical facilities are considering buying diving equipment for enriched O2 supplies to keep up.

Today, as usual, some fucking piece of shit cunt twat psycho beggar that literally needs to be in an asylum with a massive fucking great gob of snot dangling out his nose is going up the entire train, every carriage, begging groping every hand rail along the way and potentially exposing several hundred people every hour.

I told this sorry sack of shit, surprisingly politely, that he'll end up rapidly spreading coronavirus if he keeps going all the way up and down the carriage like that. After he's fucking muttering on trying to make people feel bad about fucking ignoring him not being all caring and shit and then doesn't give a shit about giving everyone coronavirus after fucking waltzing down the entire fucking length of the train his pockets stuffed with coin. Then he threatens to assault me. I was fucking this > < far away from unleashing a life changing beat down and kicking his ass off the train with no pain or injury spared.

At the same time, that piece of scum waste of skin the mayor has apparently informed the public that you can't get coronavirus on the train or buses. How the fuck did he come to that conclusion? Is this really happening? How can something that clinically fucking thick as shit be our lord and master?

I fucking thought the great toilet paper rush was brain dead. Jesus fucking Christ and people voted for this fucking championship moron. Why don't they just all save themselves the fucking hassle and all march themselves off a fucking cliff?

These dumb shits without two neurons to rub together only need to put a dozen or so plain clothed police offices on the trains to catch these fuckers.

Why am I even fucking paying taxes? Where's it all fucking going? Another fucking lets give a billion quid to Fujitsu fucking failed IT project again I bet. Can't people bloody do anything these days? Does there have to be an app for fucking everything?

Someone should make a fucking facial recognition app so I can snap a shot of these fuckers and then if one of these fucking passes the phone camera anyone else with the app it'll set of there's a fucking imbecile in the vicinity alert.

These people need to be dragged out into the street, lined up against the wall and shot. No remorse. Toss them in a pit, cover it with dirt and be done with it. Why even bother with the execution? Throw them down the hole and fill it with dirt.

You don't have to go mental like it's the plague but people could at least show some fucking common sense, common decency and basic decorum. Even minimal measures, is that much to ask? Absolute scum of the Earth. How we even allow them to walk to Earth I do not fucking know.

For the love of Jeebus and all his holyness!!

These fuckers, that I've been studying with for the last semester need to get there shit together!

It's one thing that they want to discuss every single thing and NOT come to a different conclusion after a couple of hours....

BUT I fucking draw the fucking line in the dirt, when you shit eating wimps "forget" to format your code and do the worst half-assed job I have ever seen!
Why the fuck would you only indent half of the lines, without any sort of system?!?

And what is this? A huge fucking bunch of random spaces and tabs at the end of a line? Jeebus, save me!

This was about two years ago, and is so fucking simple. But it's because I fucked up something so goddamn simple that I'll never be able to forget.

One of the stupidest fucking things I've done?

Went into the GNOME Disks utility trying to wipe a SanDisk Cruzer USB drive. BAM! There goes the entirety of my /dev/sda disk! Oh, and you know all partitions on that disk?? Gone!! Nothing I could do.

I don't know which pisses me off about myself more: The fact that Linux has more complicated tools that do the same exact job but make me think about what the actual fuck I'm doing thus preventing fuckups, or the fact that I was too fucking lazy to use them and decided to go with the dirt simple option and still managed to fuck myself over in the end...

Lesson for you kids that haven't fucked yourselves over in a way this dumb yet: ALWAYS have that backup installer USB somewhere. ALWAYS.

Best: completely switching to (void)-Linux and leaving winblows behind me in the dirt.

Worst: everything else

I made 60 lines of modern, clean, multi threaded, optimized python3 code to deliver data from GIT to IBM ClearCase, on old Windows VM, hundreds of files (CC is file-based version control, every file has it's own change)

This calls for sauna today to definitely get rid of this dirt :)

And they said devops is all around docker nowadays :)

There's two kinds of black coffee: Delicious and dirt from the front lawn.

/ On the subject of C program
| indentation: "In My Egotistical
| Opinion, most people's C programs
| should be indented
|
| six feet downward and covered with
| dirt."
|
\ -- Blair P. Houghton
------------------------------------

TL;DR
Don't waste your time.

My generation, 00, Mid-Millennial, GEN-Z are going through a lot of large societal, social, sociological, political, industrial and technological changes; i.e. life changes.
We are turning 18 and starting our own lives;
Work life is crazier than ever;
And the bar seems to be really high.

You could call generation Z the generation of depression.
A lot of us are having mental (and neurological) issues or find ourselves having a lot of breakdowns;
We are passioned on what we do, although we might not exactly know what that is;
The world is in our hands as we are in hands of the world.
( Refer to my previous rants. )

This might seem really pressuring or even distressing to you. It is.
But remember that there's a lot of us. We can make this lump of dirt and water a better place just and only with our collective power, before reaching further.

We are the information surfers. We can access more information than ever before.
Please don't try to limit it too much. The scandals that users of social media and modern applications have been making can be crucial to how our information infrastructures are built.
We are addicted, and if you take that away from us, we will suffer the consequences.

* Drops the mic *

THE FUCK MICROSOFT?! HOW COULD YOU FUCK UP ALT+BACKSPACE IN WORD 2016 WHAT IS THIS SHIT SUPPOSED TO DO IT MAKES NO SENSE, YOU CANNOT EVEN UNDO IT WHAT FAGGOT TESTED YOUR UI WHILE BEEING HIGH ON REDMOND DIRT. AND WHICH KIND OF MASTURBATING MONKEY IMPLEMENTED THIS SHIT.

"To make pearls, you’ve got to eat dirt. " - Frank Chimero

Dropping out of college for a semester or two.
2 Broke 2 Fast.
Poor as dirt.

Yesterday I found out that the dirt bag/filter in my vacuum was missing.... So all the dirt ended up in or around the fan... Still worked though but I figured should get a replacement bag... Which isn't should separately.

So I pull up the order in Amazon and go to the product page to see how much it cost.

List price was $30 but there happened to be a lightning deal reducing it to **24.99**

So I just bought it because I happened to be on 30-day Prime trial... So had free shipping no matter what.

But I wonder now was it actually perfect luck or an algorithm at work...

Would I have bought it at $30 or if I didn't have Prime and needed to make up the 1c?

Was this basically just tricking me into buying asap and trying to convince me to keep prime...

I guess I should relate what work experience I have: my internship.

A little backstory I suppose. It's required at my school to do an internship to graduate except under certain circumstances. They encourage work experience a lot where I study. It was around time for me to apply for internships. However, the closest I got was a phone call with Amazon that I biffed when they started asking about stuff like sorting algorithms and other Big O notation stuff. So I was pretty desperate. I found a small company that were looking for internships and got an interview with them. The pay was dirt (I made more as a crew trainer at McDonalds) but I needed that internship and they were only 10 minutes away.

Immediate red flags when I showed up to the address. At first I thought I was wrong, But I noticed the sign of the company pointing up some stairs that were installed on the side of the house I was in front of.

Interview was a bit weird. It was with the CEO and the marketing manager. Again red flags. I show up for work a week later.

Turns out, they have no full time developers. 1st day was getting my workstation ready and 2nd day I was running Ethernet cables to the basement where the phones were connected. Spent around a week doing that.

This was supposed to be a Software Engineering internship?? Excuse me?? I came here to learn how working on Software is supposed to be like! I was also their "tech support" both for their computers and their crappy software that was built 16 years ago that people still pay for that I had NO idea how it worked because I just started and NOBODY taught me anything! To make matters worse, even if I wanted to delve into the code to see how it works it was all made in ancient Perl which didn't make things any easier.

But I needed that internship to graduate. And thus begun my 9 months with them and boy howdy I have stories to tell. Stay tuned in the future.

Me: [jira comment] We have similar text for the mobile version of the site already. [includes screenshot of what site looks like now] Are you sure about this?

[radio silence for a few hours]

Me: [slack] I want to follow up.

Web Operations: What’s the issue?

Ooh k. Slack messages can have a tone.

Me: I just want to confirm we’re not repeating copy.

Web Ops: We’re not.

I complete the ticket and submit for review. The C-suite for my department reviews.

C-suite: [to web ops in JIRA comment] This looks weird. Is this right? [sends screenshot of my work because there is repeated copy, like I said there’d be]

Web Ops: [in JIRA comment] Oh, I thought X was questioning the request. X changed the wrong text.

C-suite: The website has always looked like that. You’re looking at X’s screenshot for the current website. Look at the screenshot I sent over.

Later, I complain because web ops was completely unprofessional with the comment about “questioning the request.”

C-suite: Web Ops is working hard. It’s our busy season and it’s their first time dealing with it. You know, I’m going to teach them some css and html so they can make content changes in the CMS and they’re not sending over changes so often and bothering you.

Me: [to myself] 🤨 wtf so it’s ok for web ops to treat me like dirt. And in writing. And with service that’s version controlled—JIRA emailed web ops comment to me. And lol no 😂 on teaching them how to code. That’s such bullshit. We all know you’d never allow them to edit the CMS because they’d fuck up the site. And they wouldn’t do edits anyway because it’s beneath them. And idk how this relates to web ops gross behavior.

A few days later.

Me: I was offered a job elsewhere. Here’s my two weeks notice.

C-suite: Can you push back your last day? It’s our busy season.

Me: Nope. Bye Felicia.

Need a dirt cheap tablet for basic bedtime needs, reading, surfing, mailing, movies, music, devrant for less than £100.
Amazon just released the fire HD8. Perfect. Ordered.

Apparently I don't have a problem with lack of games... Over the years I bought a lot of Humble Bundles which I apparently never fully redeemed...

I just redeemed some today while getting one with Dirt 4... (was actually planning to buy that yesterday from Steam just to test) I now have 54 games in the Library...

One of my minions (erm, I mean, "a valued junior member of my team") asked to be assigned to tasks more "data science related".
Regardless of the very last-decade sounding request, I tried to explain to the Jr that there is more to "data science" than distilling custom llms and downloading pytorch models. There are several entire fields of study. And those are all sciences. In this context, science equals math.
But they said they were not scared of math.
I've seen them using their phones to calculate freaking tips. If you can't do 15% of a lunch bill in your head, hypothesis tests might be a bit more than challenging.
But, ok then. Here we go.

So I had them do some semi-supervisioned clustering. On a database as raw as dirt, but with barely 5Gb, few dimensions and regarding subjects with easily available experts.
Even better, we had hundreds of manually classified training and test cases.
The Jr came back a month later with some convoluted mess of convoluted networks; just the serialized weights of the poor thing were about as large as the database itself.
And when I tried it on some other manually classified test datasets... Freaking 41% error rate, for something that should be a slam dunk. Little better than a coin toss.
One month of their time wasted on an overfitted unusable mess.

I had to re-assign the task to someone else, more experienced, last friday. It was monday when they came up with an iterative KNN approach giving error rates for several values of K... some of them with less than 15% error on the test dataset.

WTF are schools teaching and calling "data science" nowadays?!?!?
I reeeeally need to watch those juniors more closely. Maybe ask for middle-sprint demonstrations. But those are soooo boring and waste so much time from people who know what they are doing...
Does anyone have a better idea to prevent this type of off-track deviation? Without being a total bore, that is.

And... should I start asking people "gotcha" data analysis questions before giving them free reign on this type of tasks? Or is it an asshole boss move? I would hate someone giving me a pop quizz before letting me work... But I got no other ideas.

!dev

Through life, I've heard some people say horror movies are bad, that they promote violence (usually religious people).

Of course I think that's pure bs, but I think I could provide one argument that is hard to deny, so here it goes, although I might go off rails at the end.

I'll preface with this: life itself is violent. Violence, the word, is mostly used to describe immoral inflictions of harm on other beings.

But you can also say that some deaths are violent by themselves too, event those that weren't caused by humans, like a disease or a natural disaster.

This would be the "visual" meaning of the word, "the way it looks", the shock of humans when observing something gruesome/violent.

That described, it's not hard to also think that technological advancements in modern western life has made such observations of violence very unfrequent for people.

And naturally, modern people get accustomed to the lack of these observations. So accustomed that when they happen they become traumatic.

Because of this, people react weirdly to death. One reaction is censoring the topic. Another reaction is trivializing it, as if it doesn't really matter.

Sometimes they can't even accept old people dying at 90, an awfully stupid reaction in my opinion.

Another interesting reaction is personifying diseases as if they were villains ruining lives intentionally.

Or at least that's what it feels until you look at them through a microscope and realize that diseases aren't more evil than bread changing flavour after toasting.

All of these irrationality and cowardice comes from low exposure to violence, and that's where horror movies balance things out.

Some diseases in the real life can put some of the worst horror movies to shame.

The human body itself is pending violence. Why? Because when you die all sort of worms eat your fucking flesh. And sometimes that happens even before you die.

We bury humans because of the diseases corpses transmit, but also because we don't like the spectacle and the aesthetics of the rotting process.

Just picture for a second bad things happening to your body, and if you feel that is making you too uncomfortable, then maybe you got too used to this too.

I think horror movies help us to remember the reality of our inminent and intrinsic violence.

In ancient times, you would live outdoors, stepping on dirt, and be very used to "bad" things happening to humans.

Nowadays, most homes are sterile clean, and it's unlikely to observe violence.

Oh, some family member is pucking blood and dying from something? Send em to a hospital, or an elderly care center. Don't need to witness that!

I understand and accept grief. What I don't understand or accept is the vilification of death, describing it as something wrong that shouldn't happen.

it almost feels like a burden, like you shouldn't die when you're young, that it's an unforgivable thing to happen.

Well thanks, society, you can't even fucking die in peace.

I would love to die (no suicide) in a mildly celebratory way, watching people around me smile. I think that would be a good ending for me.

But no. Most of my relatives would be fucking crying like the chickenshits they are, ruining it for me.

And that scares the shit out me: people usually say the scary part of dying is that they die alone.

Well that's what dying alone would mean to me: watching people cry instead of smiling at me.

When my grandma died at 80, with all the achievements she made, I considered her death a success, also considering how quick it was. And because of that I didn't mourn for too long.

In fact, I don't even consider her dead, and not because of some religious mumbo jumbo. I guess the memories are still alive in me, I don't know.

Some famous chunk of coal said once that he felt people don't believe they're gonna die. And I agree with him.

Another upside of horror movies is that they hurt nobody, which is why you can enjoy it and not get ptsd, unlink watching a snuff film.

I will also be fair and add that this might a be a cultural thing, but deep down desire for survival is a genetic thing could play a big part in this too.

The first time i got offered equity for making an facebook clone

Whatcha thinking about the
Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 8
(i7-10510U, 16GB, 512GB, 1080p)?
Found one for a dirt cheap price (campus discount) and think about buying it.

I'm largely using linux, including somewhat exotic distros like Void,Gentoo, Alpine.

I've kinda concluded now that reaching games like Dirt 4, Project Cars seem to be unplayable with PC keyboards not matter how I configure since it's basically KeyDown/Up.

I'm sorta on the bench regarding getting a gaming controller though. Not sure which to get and how to hook it up, need like a USB convertor?

And just wondering how much of a difference will it make. Perhaps I just suck at real time since games...

Using grafana together with tinc+promotheus, has been a blast.

Initially I wanted to get into ELK with Kibana and all that, but that required 8G of ram, the instructions to get it running in the open source "mode" was nearly non-existent, together with all the ready docker compose stacks out there simply not working or the images being broken.

I'm sure I could've managed around most of those issues, but the fact it is as hungry as gitlab, made it a literal no-go for the usual server resources my clients host or my own scaled down server recently.

Thankfully I remembered that there's grafana and me having experimented some time ago with tinc, so I can have very lightweight beat'esque prometheus agents deployed listening on tinc local net only, with the typical nginx auth and some whitelists to all of the servers I host and all those of my clients.

The dashboard creation was especially great in grafana (tbf promotheus does actually most of it), literally what I always wanted out of those "complicated" solutions, that do it all, but have no proper query language, complex documentation, heavy collectors with no properly named data points, expensive resource runtimes, ..

with grafana I can just easily put dashboards into folders, create users to look only at certain stats or even dashboards (opened up some interesting contracts actually, because now I can also offer proper monitoring for all things delivered), easily drag and drop around stuff to fit more information (most others fix you to a small 3x2 grid, a too big grid for a TV or simply non resizable tiles, making that one counter take up an entire row) and resize to my hearts desire

tinc of course allows me to easily create private networks that are resistant to failure across any region and the routing is done for me, so I don't have to run around it all that much either

P.S: a damn tiny fly went into one of my now 4 monitors and died right in the middle, because I thought it's just some dirt and I pressed it in while trying to wipe it off, so that monitor now serves as the top most on a vesa mount

Tying to make something of myself without working for anyone else.

It used to be easy for me, but fear kept me from perusing things all the way thru when I was younger. I never wanted to leave what were decent jobs at the time.

I finally did it. Threw away a very good job to bet on myself.

But the difference is, now I have a family and finding free time in itself isn’t that hard, but finding free time to code uninterrupted for hours... the way one needs to in order to hold a program in ones mind... yeah, near impossible these days, haha.

I have great ideas but I need help to get things to that ‘next level’ where an idea could take off and get real investments. And I need money to pay the help... Just getting the ball rolling would be nice. I used to take it for granted how easily I could get side jobs and be literally the best in town. But now it’s insanely competitive. I don’t even consider Webdesign an option for side work anymore, with sites like Wix and customers that don’t appreciate what I do vs a kid that gives them a Wordpress theme for just the cost of dirt cheap hosting... traditional Webdesign is dead.

But that’s all well and good, i saw that coming over a decade ago and focused more on coding application. I do think there’s a niche for my programming skills, so my current goal is trying to exploit that, or at least see if it’s viable. I just need something to get money to invest in my real projects.

I’d love to hear from people with similar situations! Not sure if I’ll pull it off before I have to go back to work. Although, I viewed never returning to the workforce haha. We’ll see...

So we used to build these awful "promotion" pages for a leading manufacturer in the area. Because the website was old as dirt, there was no CMS and everything was static html using Coldfusion for a few include files like for the nav and such.

Every year we would get a new project to tweak the promotion details a little, and change the year from 2011 to 2012, etc.

My predecessor put the digit "1" in an HTML file called year.html, then included it like:
"valid from January 1 though December 31, 201<cfinclude template="year.html">..."

Why? Just why? And if you're going to use include files, for Pete's sake at least use the proper .cfm file extension!

Can’t sleep these days.
Life sucks, death sucks more.
Computers break nowadays
My keyboard is full of dirt ore.
I miss two keys up and down
so looks there is no hell or heaven.
Twitch data leak is downloading slow,
I made buns in the oven.
I’m in the spiral of death,
my born was meaningless,
hot milk is hurting my teeth,
I use it to invoke sleepiness.
Nothing works,
everyone showoff
everything breaks,
I’m powering off

Well, that is a record. 11 minutes into work and I already want to choke slam whoever wrote this shell script. I am looking for someone older than dirt because they used ` ` instead of $(). And now I am going to have to change group GIDs for 3 groups times 500 machines. They all need to match and are ALL different. FML

I really want to buy some books to study some topics in-depth... But I'll be honest, they would just accumulate dirt on the bookshelf like their brothers

Now that the weather is nice, I've started doing some landscaping in my back yard. I thought I'd start easy with taking down a shed that was starting to lean that I inherited when I moved in.

In the process of taking it down, I discovered a wire that went from the house to the shed. The wire in the shed wasn't live but I had no idea where it terminated and I didn't want that sickle of death hanging over my neck.

After I finished taking down the shed, I started working on the wire. This wire was buried about 18 inches deep and was about 25 feet from where it was supposed to attach, which was another 25 feet from the house.

I finally got the first section dug up only to discover that the second section was attached to my retaining wall and traveled under a rotting wood patio also built directly on top of dirt. I needed to take it down regardless, but I wanted to wait until I was ready.

Protip: don't build anything made of wood directly on the ground. Given time, even treated wood will rot.

This second section was live and exposed to air. It's truly a wonder nothing bad happened with it. And most of it was only an inch under the dirt. Also, no conduit. Just a wire.

So now, several days into a simple teardown, my back yard has a deep trench dug into it going from one corner of the yard to the house. I have a huge patch of muddy dirt where I had to tear down a patio to fix an actual threat to life and limb.

I also discovered my retaining wall was built directly on top of dirt, no gravel in sight, which explains why it is leaning. Fortunately, I've built retaining walls before, so I know how to fix it.

It's a good thing I like landscaping because it's going to be an expensive and messy summer.

Tried setting up a Cordova project using Docker (less dirt when I stop with the project or something)...
All cordova commands exit without error or anything...

Got really damn tired of all the "dirt" in WordPress, so I decided to build my own CMS (just for my website).

Wordpress is nice for just blogs, but going anywhere beyond that becomes dirty really quickly...
I learned that the hard way

So I’m bit desperate for headless chrome documentation. Went to SO. Was about to ask yes I was about to do tough step. Ask a question.
I clicked blah blah, searched topic: Headless chrome documentation. Nothing previous was there.
So I clicked to proceed to write a question.
And then I asked myself do I really want to put dirt on myself now?
I freakin left and I’m asking our colleague that worked at google, and also I’m going to rather ask directly google for official docs since there is nothing only blogs...

I'm having a dry spell getting work. I've got plenty of experience and am well rounded with devops, and full stack skills anyone know how to get a client fast without going dirt cheap? I've already haved my rates to $40/hr.

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Some really motivated guy.

He apparently wants to monitore his opensource application on his spare time.
His application is likely to have no users though.
But well, that guy looks like kinda montivated.

For professional purpose, guy already did monitore with newrelic.
Seems like he was not satisfied and switched to datadog 3 years ago.
But liking digging dirt, he migrated to self hosted telegraf/influx/grafana (which he likes to about)

Today that guy is not in his company but on his potatoe machine in the cloud. So he wants to be minimalistic, datadog should do.

Now you got it, random ff*** is me, on a weekend, a shinny saturday for that matter.
Actually now it is night.

Now let's start the fight.

I have datadog scripts!
But datadog be sneaky as well. datadog upgraded to v6 8=)
-> scripts ain't working. outdated.

I check the logs. Too bad!
-> datadog removed dogstatsD.log in v6!

Well I have nothing to do in my life it is too cold outside as they say. I read the (sluggy) datadoc and tries some shell command (given in doc) to upload some events to dogstatsd (via udp).
-> Nothing happens, neither in local nor in remote.

ok maybe command not up to date, so let me try some official library. datadog from python. Feels like a nice try!
-> only available for python >= 3.5. 3.4 on my good ol' jessie. Upgrading os for datadog not acceptable.

Maybe dogstatsD not started... doc says it is by default, but well, not the first time doc is wrong... I put datadog as log verbose. Guess what: as per standard: shitload of error.

Digging... kubexx, docker and whatsoever apparently preventing collector to do its normal stuff
np, I am gonna check that on github! Goog, people have the same errors. They seem to fix it by trying some settings, with. or without luck
-> I am not that warrior to check every stuff

Ok, let's stop the datadog events, it works. It does not anymore. You know that sentence. We all know it.

Still not enough!

How about testing that uber super nice feature of v6. The logs. After all I want to make events out of my applicative logs.
How about reading the log again. Configure the yaml log as they say. Done. Make some pattern. Read the best practive. Done. Configures the yaml. Done. Now testing.
-> remote datadog interface be like: no logs for you dude you need to pay

ff***f*f*f

Fuck datadog, fuck that v6 version, good old tail -Fxx | someaggreate.js|sendmail will do...

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I called, half-hoping for a scam.
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DON'T LOSE HOPE! CONTACT FUNDS RECLAIMER COMPANY TO RECOVER YOUR LOST CRYPTO

Hops and despair hung in the air. The floodwaters reached three feet and turned my craft brewery into a swamp, the kegs bobbing like tipsy buoys. Amid the ruins damp grain bags, shattered fermentation tanks, I saw the real victim: my hardware wallet, soggy but still, the USB port crusty with dirt. And contained? $275,000 of Bitcoin, my sole chance at redemption. I had jokingly named the wallet "Barley Vault." Now, the joke was on me. Insurance adjusters snapped photos and shrugged. "Acts of God aren't covered," they told me, as if divine intervention equated to a ruptured riverbank and a malfunctioning sump pump. My head brewer, Jess, salvaged what she could a water-damaged recipe book, a warped mash paddle and handed me a business card so soggy, the ink seeped like a watercolor. "Called these people," she said. "FUNDS RECLIAMER COMPANY. They recover crypto disasters. Or at least the internet claims.".
I called, half-hoping for a scam.
In its place, a voice arrived, as calm as fermenting lager: "Water damage? We've handled worse." They instructed me to mail the remains of the wallet, wrapped in rice like a vile pho ingredient. I restored the brewery through hand pressure-cleaning of mold, re-wiring circuits as Wizard's engineers conjured their own sorcery, for ten days. They disassembled the wallet's rusty interiors, toasting circuit boards in laboratory ovens, coaxing information from charred chips like alchemists breaking down an infested recipe. The call was at dawn. "Your seed phrase made it," the engineer said. "Stashed in a memory chip. Your Bitcoin's safe." I was in the skeleton of the brewery, sunrise glinting off just-installed stainless steel, and logged in. There it was: $275,000, resurrected. I bought three new fermenters that afternoon. FUNDS RECLIAMER COMPANY didn't just recover crypto, they recovered a legacy. Now, the faucets at the brewery flow again, featuring a special stout called "Hardware Wallet Haze." The flavor descriptions? "Roasted resilience, with a dash of existential relief."
If your cryptocurrency ever becomes washed out by life's flood waters, skip the freakout. Call a SOS for the Wizards. They will drain the mire dry and restore the treasure to you. Just maybe keep your backups above sea level next time.

Email: fundsreclaimer(@) c o n s u l t a n t . c o m OR fundsreclaimercompany@ z o h o m a i l . c o m
WhatsApp:+1 (361) 2 5 0- 4 1 1 0
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Heavy-duty cleaning of floors, walls, and equipment
Dust and debris removal from machinery and production lines
Deep cleaning of restrooms and common areas
Waste management and recycling services
Floor care and maintenance, including industrial-grade floor scrubbers
Specialized sanitation services to meet industry-specific standards
Our team is equipped with the latest tools and equipment to handle tough cleaning tasks, ensuring that your industrial facility is clean, safe, and compliant with health and safety regulations. Trust Clean Facility Services to provide thorough and reliable industrial cleaning in Findlay, OH.

Deep Cleaning Services in Findlay for a Spotless Facility
When routine cleaning just isn’t enough, you need a more thorough, comprehensive solution. Our deep cleaning services in Findlay are designed to tackle even the toughest dirt, dust, and grime. Whether you need deep cleaning for your office, manufacturing plant, or retail space, Clean Facility Services is here to deliver exceptional results.

Our deep cleaning services include:

Cleaning of hard-to-reach areas, such as vents, baseboards, and light fixtures
Scrubbing and sanitizing of floors, walls, and other surfaces
Disinfection of high-touch areas to reduce the spread of germs
Carpet and upholstery cleaning
Sanitizing of bathrooms and kitchens
We recommend deep cleaning as part of your regular facility maintenance to keep your environment fresh, clean, and healthy. Whether it's a seasonal clean or a one-time service, our deep cleaning Findlay solutions will leave your facility sparkling and sanitized.

Post-Construction Cleaning in Findlay: Bringing Your New Space to Life
After a construction or renovation project, your space is often filled with dust, debris, and leftover materials that can create a mess. Our post-construction cleaning services in Findlay are specifically designed to clean up after construction and make your newly renovated or built facility ready for use.

Our post-construction cleaning services include:

Removal of construction dust and debris from all surfaces
Cleaning and polishing of windows, doors, and fixtures
Detailed cleaning of floors, carpets, and tile
Sanitizing and disinfecting of bathrooms and kitchens
Disposal of leftover construction materials and waste
No matter the size of your construction project, Clean Facility Services is ready to help. Our post-construction cleaning team will ensure that your space is pristine and ready for occupancy, making the transition from construction to business operations seamless.

Pro Master Cleaners: Your Premier Cleaning Service in Lakewood Ranch and Sarasota

At Pro Master Cleaners, we understand that a clean home or office is essential for creating a comfortable, healthy, and productive environment. Whether you need move in cleaning near me, Sarasota office cleaning, move out cleaning Sarasota, or Sarasota deep cleaning, we have the expertise to meet all your cleaning needs. Conveniently located at 9040 Town Center Parkway, Lakewood Ranch, FL 34202, our team proudly serves Sarasota, Lakewood Ranch, and surrounding areas, delivering exceptional results every time.

Comprehensive Cleaning Services for Every Need
We offer a wide range of cleaning services to suit both residential and commercial properties. Whether you're moving into a new home, moving out of an apartment, or need a professional cleaning for your office, Pro Master Cleaners has you covered. Here are some of our most popular services:

Move In Cleaning Near Me
Moving into a new home is an exciting process, but it’s essential to ensure that your new space is clean and welcoming. If you’re searching for move in cleaning near me, Pro Master Cleaners is here to provide a thorough cleaning service to make your new home sparkling clean and ready for your arrival. Our team will clean every corner of your new space, from deep-cleaning the kitchen and bathrooms to wiping down walls, windows, and floors. With our move in cleaning, you can settle into your new home with peace of mind, knowing that everything is fresh and sanitized.

Sarasota Office Cleaning
A clean and well-maintained office space can boost productivity, create a professional atmosphere, and ensure a healthy work environment for your employees. Pro Master Cleaners offers expert Sarasota office cleaning services tailored to meet the needs of your business. Whether you run a small office or a large commercial building, our team is equipped to handle everything from dusting and vacuuming to sanitizing high-touch surfaces and cleaning restrooms. We offer flexible scheduling options to minimize disruption to your business operations and ensure that your office always looks its best.

Office Cleaning Sarasota
Maintaining a clean office space is crucial for employee well-being and making a positive impression on clients. If you’re in need of office cleaning Sarasota, look no further than Pro Master Cleaners. Our office cleaning services are designed to ensure that your workplace remains clean, organized, and welcoming. We offer routine cleaning services that include sweeping, mopping, trash removal, and disinfecting high-touch areas. Whether you need weekly, bi-weekly, or one-time cleaning services, we’ll work around your schedule to keep your office in pristine condition.

Sarasota Deep Cleaning
Sometimes a standard cleaning just isn't enough. If you're looking for Sarasota deep cleaning, Pro Master Cleaners offers a comprehensive service that goes beyond surface cleaning to target dirt, grime, and dust in the most hard-to-reach places. Our deep cleaning service is ideal for those looking for a thorough clean of their home, office, or commercial property. We focus on areas like baseboards, behind appliances, and under furniture, ensuring that every inch of your space is spotless. Whether it's for spring cleaning, preparing for a special event, or just to refresh your environment, our deep cleaning service will leave your space looking brand new.

Move Out Cleaning Sarasota
Moving out can be a stressful time, and the last thing you want to worry about is cleaning. That’s where Pro Master Cleaners comes in. We specialize in move out cleaning Sarasota, providing a comprehensive cleaning service to ensure your space is spotless before you leave. Whether you're renting or selling, our team will handle everything from scrubbing floors and cleaning windows to sanitizing the kitchen and bathrooms. Our goal is to leave the space looking pristine so you can focus on your move. We also offer flexible scheduling to accommodate your moving timeline.

Why Choose Pro Master Cleaners?
Experienced Cleaning Professionals: Our team is trained and experienced in handling all types of cleaning tasks, ensuring that your space is cleaned to the highest standards.

Customizable Services: Whether you need move out cleaning, office cleaning, or deep cleaning, we tailor our services to meet your specific needs.

Eco-Friendly Cleaning Products: We use environmentally safe cleaning products that are effective yet gentle on your surroundings.

Flexible Scheduling: We offer flexible scheduling options to accommodate your busy life or business hours, ensuring minimal disruption.

Affordable Pricing: At Pro Master Cleaners, we offer competitive pricing without compromising on the quality of our work. You’ll get excellent value for your cleaning investment.

AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall: Expert Solar Panel Protection and Comprehensive Solar Panel Services in Phoenix

At AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall, we understand the importance of keeping your solar panels in top condition. Offering a wide range of solar panel services, we help Phoenix homeowners and businesses protect their solar investments while ensuring they continue to operate at optimal efficiency. Whether you're looking for solar panel protection solutions or need general solar system maintenance, our team is dedicated to delivering high-quality service and peace of mind.

Why Choose AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall for Your Solar Panel Services and Protection?

Solar panels are a significant investment, and protecting them is essential for maximizing both their longevity and performance. Here’s why AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall is the trusted choice for solar panel services and protection in Phoenix, AZ:

Expert Solar Technicians
Our team is highly trained and experienced in all aspects of solar panel care, from installation to protection and maintenance. We ensure that each service is carried out with the utmost professionalism and care.

Comprehensive Solar Panel Services
At AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall, we offer a wide range of services to meet your solar panel needs, including installation, maintenance, removal, reinstallation, and more. Whether you're looking for routine service or specific repairs, we have the expertise to get the job done right.

Solar Panel Protection Solutions
Solar panels can be exposed to a variety of external elements that may cause damage over time. From harsh weather conditions to wildlife interference, our solar panel protection services help you safeguard your system and ensure it continues performing efficiently.

Affordable, Transparent Pricing
We believe in offering high-quality services at competitive rates. Our transparent pricing ensures that you know exactly what you're paying for, without hidden fees or surprises.

Proudly Serving Phoenix, AZ
Based locally at 3228 W Glendale Ave APT 149, Phoenix, AZ 85051, we are committed to serving the Phoenix community. Our reputation for excellence has made us a trusted name in solar panel services in the area.

Solar Panel Protection: Keeping Your System Safe and Efficient

Solar panels are exposed to a variety of risks that can impact their performance, including environmental elements and pests. Our solar panel protection services ensure that your panels remain safe from these threats, preserving their functionality and extending their lifespan. Here’s how we can protect your solar investment:

Weather Protection: Phoenix is known for its hot temperatures, storms, and high winds. Our team helps safeguard your panels from weather-related damage with the proper maintenance and protective measures.

Bird Proofing: Birds can damage solar panels by nesting under them or chewing on electrical wiring. Our bird proofing solutions prevent birds from accessing your panels, using mesh screens and protective devices to keep them secure.

Panel Cleaning and Maintenance: Dirt, debris, and grime can accumulate on your panels, reducing their efficiency. We offer professional cleaning services that remove obstructions and help your panels operate at their best. Regular maintenance also ensures that all components are in working order and that your system performs at optimal levels.

Protection from Tree Branches and Debris: Overhanging branches and falling leaves can interfere with your solar panels, obstructing sunlight or even damaging the system. We can assess your location and recommend ways to keep branches and debris at bay.

Comprehensive Solar Panel Services: Keeping Your System Running Smoothly

In addition to solar panel protection, AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall offers a full suite of solar panel services to meet your needs:

Solar Panel Installation: We handle all aspects of solar panel installation, ensuring that your system is properly sized, efficiently installed, and integrated with your electrical system.

Solar Panel Maintenance: Regular maintenance is key to keeping your solar panels functioning efficiently. Our services include inspections, cleaning, and addressing any minor issues before they turn into costly repairs.

Solar Panel Removal & Reinstallation: If you need to relocate or upgrade your solar system, we provide expert removal and reinstallation services that ensure everything is safely transported and reinstalled for optimal performance.

Solar Panel Repair: Should you encounter issues with your system, our team is experienced in diagnosing and repairing problems, from faulty wiring to malfunctioning inverters, ensuring minimal disruption to your energy production.

Contact AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall for Reliable Solar Panel Protection and Services

Bailey Appliance Repair & Installation: Your Trusted Partner for Reliable Appliance Repair Services

When your home appliances break down, it can be stressful. Whether it’s a washing machine that’s stopped spinning, a dishwasher that’s leaking, or a vacuum that isn’t picking up properly, Bailey Appliance Repair & Installation is here to provide fast, reliable, and affordable repair services. We are your local experts, offering top-quality service for a variety of household appliances.

Comprehensive Appliance Repair Services
At Bailey Appliance Repair & Installation, we specialize in all types of appliance repair. Whether you're searching for Sub Zero repair near me or need LG washing machine service, we’ve got you covered. Here's an overview of the services we offer:

Sub Zero Repair Near Me: When your Sub Zero refrigerator or freezer stops working properly, it’s important to get professional repairs quickly. Our technicians specialize in Sub Zero repair near me, providing expert service for all Sub Zero models, ensuring your appliance gets back to performing at its best.

Vacuum Repair Near Me: If your vacuum isn’t sucking up dirt or is making strange noises, it’s time for a professional repair. We provide vacuum repair near me services for all major vacuum brands, ensuring your vacuum is as powerful as the day you bought it. Don’t let a broken vacuum slow you down—call us for quick and reliable repairs.

LG Washing Machine Service: LG washing machines are known for their durability, but when issues arise, you need a skilled professional to fix them. Whether your LG washer is failing to drain, spin, or agitate, our team offers expert LG washing machine service to ensure your laundry routine stays on track.

Washer Repair: A malfunctioning washing machine can be a huge inconvenience. If your washer isn’t working as it should, our expert technicians can help. Whether it’s a broken belt, a clogged drain, or a faulty motor, we provide comprehensive washer repair services for all makes and models, getting your machine up and running in no time.

GE Appliance Repair Near Me: Whether it’s your washer, dryer, refrigerator, or dishwasher, Bailey Appliance Repair & Installation is your trusted choice for GE appliance repair near me. Our experienced technicians can quickly diagnose and fix any issue, ensuring your GE appliances are back in excellent working order.

Samsung Washing Machine Repair: Is your Samsung washing machine making strange noises, not spinning, or leaking water? Bailey Appliance Repair & Installation provides expert Samsung washing machine repair, helping you get your washer back to full functionality with minimal downtime.

Maytag Washer Repair: Maytag washers are known for their reliability, but even the best machines can run into problems. If you’re experiencing issues with your Maytag washer, our team offers professional Maytag washer repair services to get your washer running smoothly again.

Washer Dryer Repair Near Me: If your washer and dryer set is malfunctioning, it can really throw off your laundry routine. Whether it’s a washer dryer repair near me that involves a washer not draining or a dryer not heating, Bailey Appliance Repair & Installation can handle the issue and restore your appliances to peak performance.

Dishwasher Repair Near Me: A malfunctioning dishwasher can leave you with piles of dirty dishes and no way to clean them. Bailey Appliance Repair & Installation offers dishwasher repair near me for all types of dishwashers, fixing everything from water leakage to poor cleaning performance and more.

Samsung Washer Repair: Samsung washers offer excellent performance, but when they break down, you need an experienced technician. Whether your Samsung washer isn’t draining or its spin cycle isn’t working, our team is skilled in Samsung washer repair, ensuring your appliance gets back to top form quickly and efficiently.

Why Choose Bailey Appliance Repair & Installation?
Bailey Appliance Repair & Installation has built a reputation for providing fast, reliable, and affordable appliance repair services. Here’s why you should trust us with your appliance repairs:

Expert Technicians: Our technicians are highly trained and experienced, with the knowledge needed to handle any appliance issue, from Samsung washing machine repair to Sub Zero repair near me. We provide high-quality, professional service for all makes and models.

Fast and Efficient Service: We understand how important your appliances are to your daily life. That’s why we offer prompt service to ensure your appliances are repaired quickly and reliably, so you can get back to your routine.

Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC: Professional Gutter Cleaning Services in Thousand Oaks, CA

At Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC, we understand the importance of maintaining the health and integrity of your home or business, and one key aspect of property maintenance that’s often overlooked is gutter cleaning. Gutters are designed to protect your property by channeling rainwater away from your roof, walls, and foundation, but over time, they can become clogged with leaves, twigs, dirt, and other debris. When this happens, your gutters can no longer do their job effectively, leading to potential damage to your roof, walls, and even your foundation. That's where we come in.

Serving Thousand Oaks, California, and the surrounding areas, Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC offers professional gutter cleaning services to keep your property safe and protected. Our team uses the latest tools and techniques to ensure your gutters are clear, functioning properly, and free of debris, so you can avoid costly repairs down the road.

Why Gutter Cleaning is Essential
Your gutters play a critical role in maintaining the structural integrity of your property. When they are clogged or damaged, it can lead to a number of issues, including:

Water Damage to the Roof
When gutters are clogged, water can back up onto your roof. Over time, this can cause roof leaks, rotting shingles, and mold growth, which can compromise the entire roofing structure. Regular gutter cleaning prevents water from accumulating on your roof and causing expensive damage.

Foundation Problems
Gutters that are full of debris can cause rainwater to spill over the edges and pool around the foundation of your home. This excess water can seep into the ground, leading to soil erosion and cracks in your foundation, which can be costly to repair.

Landscape Damage
Overflowing gutters can also damage your landscaping by directing water to areas where it shouldn’t be. Erosion, over-watering, and soil displacement can harm your plants, garden beds, and lawn.

Mold and Mildew Growth
When water is trapped in clogged gutters, it can create a perfect breeding ground for mold and mildew. Over time, this can spread to other parts of your home, causing health issues and further property damage.

Pest Infestations
Clogged gutters are also a haven for pests, including mosquitoes, ants, rodents, and even birds. Standing water in gutters provides a place for mosquitoes to breed, while leaves and debris attract rodents looking for shelter. Gutter cleaning ensures that these unwanted guests don’t make your gutters their home.

Why Choose Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC for Gutter Cleaning?
At Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC, we pride ourselves on providing top-notch gutter cleaning services that ensure your property stays in great shape year-round. Here’s why homeowners and businesses in Thousand Oaks trust us for all their gutter cleaning needs:

Experienced Technicians: Our team of professionals is highly trained in gutter cleaning, ensuring that we remove debris thoroughly and safely. We use the best tools and techniques to get the job done right the first time, whether your gutters are hard to reach or heavily clogged.

Thorough Inspection: We don’t just clean your gutters—we also inspect them for any damage, such as cracks, leaks, or loose hangers. If we find any issues, we’ll notify you so you can address them before they become bigger problems.

Safe and Efficient: Gutter cleaning can be dangerous, especially if your gutters are high up or hard to access. Our team is equipped with the proper safety gear and tools to safely clean your gutters, ensuring a job well done without risking injury.

Eco-Friendly Practices: We’re committed to protecting the environment, which is why we use eco-friendly cleaning products and methods. We also dispose of debris in a responsible manner, ensuring that nothing goes to waste.

Affordable Pricing: We believe that gutter cleaning should be affordable, and we offer competitive, transparent pricing with no hidden fees. You’ll receive a free estimate before we start the job, so you know exactly what to expect.

Comprehensive Services: In addition to gutter cleaning, we also offer gutter maintenance and repair services. If your gutters need minor repairs or adjustments, we can handle it while we’re on-site, ensuring that your gutters function optimally year-round.

Our Gutter Cleaning Process
We follow a systematic approach to ensure that your gutters are thoroughly cleaned and working efficiently. Here’s what you can expect when you hire Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC for gutter cleaning:

Initial Inspection
We start by inspecting your gutters to assess the level of cleaning required. We check for blockages, damage, and potential problem areas, ensuring that we address any issues as part of the service.

Seasons Cleaning: Expert Post-Move-Out Cleaning and Tenant Cleaning Services in Stamford, CT
Moving out of a property can be both an exciting and stressful experience. One of the most important tasks during this transition is ensuring that the property is left spotless for the next tenants. Whether you are moving out of a rental property, selling your home, or preparing for new tenants, Seasons Cleaning is here to help with professional post-move-out cleaning and tenant cleaning services in Stamford, CT.

Located at 93 Ogden Rd, Stamford, CT 06905, we specialize in providing thorough and reliable cleaning services for those in need of post-move-out cleaning and tenant cleaning services. Our expert cleaning team understands the importance of leaving a clean, sanitized space that is ready for the next occupant. With Seasons Cleaning, you can ensure a smooth transition, whether you're a tenant, landlord, or property manager.

Why Choose Seasons Cleaning for Post-Move-Out and Tenant Cleaning Services?
When it comes to post-move-out cleaning or tenant cleaning services, Seasons Cleaning stands out for its attention to detail and commitment to excellence. Here’s why you should choose us:

Comprehensive Cleaning Services: Our post-move-out cleaning and tenant cleaning services are designed to leave no area untouched. From deep cleaning bathrooms and kitchens to scrubbing floors and wiping down surfaces, we make sure every inch of your property is spotless and move-in ready.

Experienced and Professional Team: Our team consists of highly trained cleaning professionals who specialize in post-move-out cleaning and tenant cleaning services. We have the expertise and equipment to handle even the toughest cleaning jobs, ensuring your property is left in pristine condition.

Affordable Pricing: At Seasons Cleaning, we offer competitive pricing for all of our cleaning services. We understand that moving can be costly, and we aim to provide affordable cleaning solutions without compromising on quality.

Eco-Friendly Products: We use environmentally friendly, non-toxic cleaning products that are safe for your family, pets, and the planet. Our green cleaning approach ensures that your property is cleaned with care, without harsh chemicals.

Reliable and Timely Service: Moving out can be hectic, and we know that timing is crucial. Our team works efficiently to ensure that your post-move-out cleaning is completed on time, allowing you to focus on other aspects of your move.

What’s Included in Our Post-Move-Out Cleaning Services?
Whether you’re moving out of a rental property, apartment, or house, our post-move-out cleaning service is thorough and designed to meet the highest standards. Here's what’s included:

Kitchen Cleaning: We clean every surface in the kitchen, from countertops and cabinets to appliances. We deep clean the stove, oven, refrigerator, and microwave, ensuring no grease or grime is left behind. We also sanitize sinks, faucets, and drains.

Bathroom Sanitization: We provide a detailed cleaning of all bathrooms, including the toilet, shower or bathtub, sink, mirrors, and tiles. We scrub grout and disinfect high-touch surfaces, ensuring your bathroom is fresh and hygienic.

Dusting and Surface Cleaning: We thoroughly dust and wipe down all surfaces in the property, including baseboards, shelves, window sills, and light fixtures. Our team also cleans door frames and other overlooked areas to ensure your space looks immaculate.

Floor Care: Whether you have hardwood, tile, carpet, or laminate, we’ll sweep, vacuum, and mop your floors, removing dirt, dust, and stains. We ensure your floors are spotless and gleaming.

Window Cleaning: Clean windows make a significant difference in how a space feels. We clean all interior windows, ensuring they are free from dust, smudges, and streaks. If needed, we also clean window tracks and frames.

Trash Removal and Final Touches: We remove any remaining trash, debris, or unwanted items from the property and ensure that everything is tidy before we leave. Our goal is to leave the property looking pristine and ready for its next occupants.

Our Tenant Cleaning Services
At Seasons Cleaning, we also offer tenant cleaning services for those who want to ensure their rental property is cleaned to perfection before moving out. Whether you’re a tenant preparing to move or a landlord needing a thorough cleaning between tenants, we provide services that exceed expectations.

Here’s what we offer with our tenant cleaning services:

Move-Out Cleaning: If you're a tenant vacating a rental property, we ensure that the space is left in pristine condition, ready for inspection. This includes deep cleaning all rooms, kitchen, bathroom, and floors, as well as removing all personal belongings and trash.

Diamond Fox Auto Detailing: Your Trusted Choice for Mobile and Premium Car Care “Near Me” in Wrocław

When searching for mobile detailing near me or premium car detailing near me in Wrocław, Diamond Fox Auto Detailing stands out as the premier option. Located at Narciarska 23, 51-515 Wrocław, Poland, we provide expert services tailored to keep your vehicle spotless, protected, and shining. Whether you need professional car polishing near me, reliable paint protection near me, or thorough car washing near me, our skilled team delivers convenience and quality you can count on.

Mobile Detailing Near Me — Convenience Without Compromise
Our mobile detailing near me service brings the expertise and equipment right to your doorstep anywhere in Wrocław. No need to waste time driving to a shop — we come to you, fully equipped to handle everything from deep cleaning to polishing and waxing. It’s the easiest way to maintain your car’s beauty on your schedule.

Car Polishing Near Me — Restore Your Vehicle’s Shine
If you’ve been searching for quality car polishing near me, Diamond Fox Auto Detailing offers professional polishing that removes scratches, swirl marks, and oxidation. Our process revives your paint’s clarity and gloss, giving your vehicle a fresh, like-new appearance.

Paint Protection Near Me — Safeguard Your Investment
Protect your vehicle’s paint with our advanced paint protection near me services. We use high-quality products to shield your car from harmful UV rays, road debris, and environmental contaminants. This protective layer preserves your paintwork and extends the life of your car’s finish.

Car Washing Near Me — Thorough and Gentle Cleaning
Our car washing near me service delivers a detailed wash that removes dirt, grime, and road residues without damaging your paint or finish. We pay close attention to every detail, ensuring your vehicle looks clean and well-maintained.

Premium Car Detailing Near Me — Excellence You Can See and Feel
Looking for premium car detailing near me? Our comprehensive detailing packages cover every aspect of your vehicle’s care—from interior deep cleaning and conditioning to exterior polishing, waxing, and paint protection. Trust Diamond Fox Auto Detailing to deliver a flawless finish that turns heads on every drive.

Why Choose Diamond Fox Auto Detailing?
Convenient location in Wrocław with mobile service options

Skilled professionals dedicated to exceptional results

Use of top-quality products and modern techniques

Flexible scheduling tailored to your needs

Competitive prices with outstanding customer satisfaction

Contact Diamond Fox Auto Detailing Today
Experience the best in mobile detailing near me, car polishing near me, and more with Diamond Fox Auto Detailing. Visit us at Narciarska 23, 51-515 Wrocław, Poland, or call +48 694 554 361 to book your appointment or schedule a mobile service. Let us help keep your car looking its absolute best.

Professional Commercial Building Pressure Washing in Port St. Lucie, FL – Know Pressure Washing

Your commercial building’s exterior is often the first thing clients, customers, and visitors notice when they approach your business. A clean, well-maintained building reflects the professionalism and care your business puts into every detail. At Know Pressure Washing, we specialize in commercial building pressure washing in Port St. Lucie, FL, providing high-quality exterior cleaning services to keep your property looking pristine and welcoming.

Why Commercial Building Pressure Washing is Essential
The exterior of your commercial building faces constant exposure to dirt, grime, pollution, weather conditions, and more. Over time, these elements can cause your building’s surfaces to look dull, dirty, and unappealing. Here’s why commercial building pressure washing is so important for the upkeep of your business property:

1. Enhance Curb Appeal
First impressions matter. Whether you're welcoming customers, clients, or guests, the cleanliness of your building's exterior plays a huge role in how your business is perceived. A clean, spotless building presents an image of professionalism, care, and attention to detail. Regular pressure washing will keep your commercial property looking its best, ensuring you make a lasting impression every time.

2. Preserve the Integrity of Your Building
Dirt, algae, mold, and mildew can accumulate on your building's surfaces over time, leading to deterioration. If left untreated, these elements can cause long-term damage to your building's paint, siding, and masonry. By scheduling regular commercial building pressure washing services, you protect your property from costly repairs and help extend its lifespan.

3. Improve Health and Safety
Mold and mildew can create an unsanitary environment and contribute to health issues such as allergies and respiratory problems. Additionally, algae and dirt buildup on walkways, parking lots, and entrances can create slippery surfaces, increasing the risk of accidents. Pressure washing helps eliminate these hazards, ensuring a safer, healthier environment for your employees and customers.

4. Maintain Professionalism
A well-maintained exterior reflects positively on your business. Whether you run an office, retail store, or industrial facility, having a clean, professional-looking building is essential. A dirty, neglected exterior can give the wrong impression and turn potential clients or customers away. With regular commercial building pressure washing, you ensure that your building always looks clean, well-maintained, and inviting.

Why Choose Know Pressure Washing for Your Commercial Building Pressure Washing?
At Know Pressure Washing, we have the experience, equipment, and expertise to handle all of your commercial building pressure washing needs. Here’s why businesses in Port St. Lucie trust us with their exterior cleaning:

1. Experienced and Skilled Technicians
Our team of professional pressure washing technicians is highly trained and experienced in cleaning a wide range of commercial building types. From office buildings and retail spaces to industrial facilities, we have the knowledge and equipment to tackle any job, big or small.

2. State-of-the-Art Equipment
We use the latest, high-powered pressure washing equipment designed to clean large commercial buildings quickly and efficiently. Our equipment ensures that your property is thoroughly cleaned without causing damage to delicate surfaces. We also use specialized tools and techniques to clean windows, gutters, and hard-to-reach areas.

3. Eco-Friendly Cleaning Solutions
At Know Pressure Washing, we use environmentally friendly, biodegradable cleaning solutions that are safe for your building, the surrounding environment, and your employees or customers. Our cleaning agents effectively break down dirt, grime, and stains without harming your property or the ecosystem.

4. Customized Solutions
We understand that each commercial property is unique, which is why we offer customized commercial building pressure washing solutions tailored to your needs. Whether you need a one-time deep clean or ongoing maintenance, we will work with you to develop a plan that fits your schedule, budget, and requirements.

5. Affordable and Transparent Pricing
We believe in providing exceptional service at a fair price. Our transparent pricing ensures you know exactly what to expect before we begin any work. There are no hidden fees—just honest, upfront pricing that fits your budget.

Move-In Cleaning Services by Eco Elegance Cleaning: A Fresh Start for Your New Home

Moving into a new home is an exciting new chapter, but it can also come with the challenge of ensuring your new space is clean, fresh, and welcoming. At Eco Elegance Cleaning, we offer professional move-in cleaning services designed to give your new home the attention it deserves before you unpack your boxes and settle in. Based in Shotton, Deeside, we specialize in eco-friendly, high-quality cleaning solutions that prepare your new space for you and your family to enjoy.

Why Choose Eco Elegance Cleaning for Your Move-In Cleaning?

Comprehensive Cleaning for a Fresh Start
Our move-in cleaning service goes beyond surface cleaning. We thoroughly clean every corner of your new home, ensuring that it’s spotless and ready for you to move in. We clean from top to bottom, including all rooms, kitchen, bathroom, and floors. Our goal is to ensure that you start your new chapter with a fresh, clean, and inviting space.

Eco-Friendly Cleaning Products
As an eco-conscious cleaning company, we use environmentally friendly cleaning products that are safe for both your family and the planet. Our green cleaning solutions are effective yet gentle, leaving your new home sparkling clean without any harsh chemicals. We care about your health and the environment, ensuring a non-toxic, safe living space for you and your loved ones.

Experienced and Reliable Cleaning Team
Our professional cleaners are highly trained and experienced in move-in cleaning. We understand the importance of getting your new home perfectly clean before you move in, and we treat your property with the utmost respect. Our team is reliable, trustworthy, and committed to providing top-quality service with attention to detail.

Affordable and Transparent Pricing
Moving into a new home can be costly, which is why we offer affordable move-in cleaning services that don’t compromise on quality. Our pricing is transparent, with no hidden fees. You’ll receive a clear, upfront quote based on the size of the property and the specific services you need, so you know exactly what to expect.

Customizable Cleaning Plans
Every home is different, and we offer flexible cleaning plans to meet your needs. Whether you need a one-time deep clean for your move-in or require additional services like carpet cleaning or window washing, we can customize our services to ensure your new home is cleaned exactly the way you want it.

What’s Included in Our Move-In Cleaning Services?

Our move-in cleaning service covers all essential cleaning tasks, ensuring that your new home is thoroughly cleaned and ready for you to settle in. Here’s what’s included:

Kitchen Cleaning: We clean countertops, sinks, appliances (such as fridges, ovens, and dishwashers), and wipe down cupboards and surfaces.

Bathroom Cleaning: Scrubbing and sanitizing toilets, tubs, sinks, and tiles, as well as wiping down mirrors and surfaces.

Living Room and Bedroom Cleaning: Dusting, vacuuming, and wiping down surfaces, making sure all rooms are fresh and inviting.

Floor Cleaning: Sweeping, mopping, and vacuuming all floors, ensuring they are clean and free of dirt and debris.

Window Cleaning: Washing all windows inside the home to ensure they are streak-free and clean.

Detailed Cleaning of High-Touch Areas: Wiping down door handles, light switches, and other frequently touched surfaces to eliminate germs and dust.

Why Move-In Cleaning is Essential

Move-in cleaning ensures that your new home is clean, hygienic, and ready for you to settle into. It provides peace of mind knowing that the property is fresh and free of any dust, allergens, or leftover dirt from the previous occupants. It also gives you the chance to start fresh, knowing that your living space has been thoroughly cleaned to the highest standards.

Contact Eco Elegance Cleaning Today!

If you’re preparing for a move-in and want to ensure your new home is sparkling clean, Eco Elegance Cleaning is here to help. Our team is dedicated to providing thorough, eco-friendly move-in cleaning services that give you the fresh start you deserve. Call us today at +447887756099 or visit us at 5 The Brambles, Shotton, Deeside CH5 1PF, United Kingdom. Let us handle the cleaning, so you can focus on settling into your new home!

North Canton Prowash: Expert Exterior House Washing in Akron and Pressure Washing for Commercial Properties
At North Canton Prowash, we understand how important it is to maintain the cleanliness and appearance of your property. Whether you're in need of exterior house washing in Akron or pressure washing for commercial properties, our professional team is here to provide high-quality, affordable solutions that restore and protect your property’s exterior. Serving Akron, Canton, and surrounding areas, we are committed to delivering outstanding cleaning services for residential and commercial clients alike.

Why Choose North Canton Prowash?
When searching for exterior house washing in Akron or pressure washing for commercial properties, you want a service provider you can trust to get the job done right. At North Canton Prowash, we offer:

Experienced Technicians: Our team is trained and skilled in the latest pressure washing techniques, ensuring that we achieve superior results every time.
State-of-the-Art Equipment: We use advanced pressure washing and soft washing equipment that is designed to clean effectively while protecting the surfaces being cleaned.
Eco-Friendly Solutions: Our cleaning products are safe for your property and the environment, offering a gentle yet effective approach to cleaning.
Affordable and Transparent Pricing: We offer competitive rates, ensuring that our high-quality services are accessible and budget-friendly.
Our Specialized Services
Exterior House Washing Akron
Over time, your home’s exterior can accumulate dirt, mold, mildew, and algae, leading to an unsightly appearance. If you’re looking for exterior house washing in Akron, North Canton Prowash is the expert you can rely on. We use soft washing techniques to gently yet effectively clean your home’s exterior surfaces without causing damage. From siding and gutters to windows and decks, we ensure a spotless, fresh appearance.

Benefits of exterior house washing:

Removes dirt, stains, and organic growth such as mold and mildew.
Increases your home’s curb appeal and overall value.
Protects the surfaces of your home from long-term damage caused by contaminants.
Pressure Washing for Commercial Properties
For businesses, a clean exterior is essential to making a positive first impression and ensuring that your property remains safe and professional. North Canton Prowash offers expert pressure washing for commercial properties to remove dirt, grime, grease, and other buildup from a variety of surfaces, including storefronts, parking lots, sidewalks, and more. Whether you manage a retail store, office building, or industrial complex, our pressure washing services are designed to keep your property looking its best.

Advantages of pressure washing for commercial properties:

Enhances the visual appeal of your business, attracting more customers and clients.
Removes harmful contaminants that can degrade the surfaces and structure of your property.
Promotes a clean, professional image that reflects well on your business.
Why Regular Exterior House Washing and Pressure Washing for Commercial Properties Matter
Regular exterior house washing and pressure washing for commercial properties are crucial for maintaining the appearance and structural integrity of your property. By regularly removing dirt, grime, mold, and mildew, you prevent damage, enhance curb appeal, and protect your investment. A clean home or business sends a strong message to visitors, customers, and potential buyers, making it a vital part of property maintenance.

Contact North Canton Prowash Today!
For expert exterior house washing in Akron and reliable pressure washing for commercial properties, trust North Canton Prowash to provide the best cleaning solutions in the area. Our professional team is committed to delivering high-quality results that meet your needs and exceed your expectations.

Call us today at +1 (330) 957-2711 to schedule your free estimate. Let North Canton Prowash help you enhance the look and longevity of your property with our professional cleaning services!

Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services: Professional Brick Cleaning Services & Fence Pressure Washing

At Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services, we know how important it is to maintain the exterior of your home or business. Whether you're dealing with dirty bricks or a weathered fence, our expert services will help restore your property's beauty. We proudly offer brick cleaning services