I love the fact in Linux that you can put fortune | cowsay every time you start a new terminal session

Ouch D:

How I learned to use pipes...

Me: Today is my day, let see what Linux has to say.
Linux:

Thanks for the hint Mr. ASCII Cow

Had an issue while running `fortune | cowsay`

My distraction lately:

fortune -s -o | cowsay

fortune | cowsay

Important announcement!

Me: I've just formatted my computer for the nth time. I will only keep crucial software installed from here on out.

5 Minutes Later . . .

Me: sudo apt install fortune cowsay aa bb cmatrix toilet xeyes lolcat figlet pacman4console

/ On the subject of C program
| indentation: "In My Egotistical
| Opinion, most people's C programs
| should be indented
|
| six feet downward and covered with
| dirt."
|
\ -- Blair P. Houghton
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My terminal just blew my mind

Came across these two given by fortune:
1. "If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry." -- Chekhov
2. I am so broke that I cant even pay attention

Something to keep you eyes occupied:

while true; do fortune | cowsay -f "$(find /usr/share/cowsay/ -iname "*.cow" | xargs shuf -n1 -e)"; sleep 10; done