So this happened last night...

Gf: my favorite bra is not fitting me anymore
Me: get a new one ?
Gf: but it is a C already.
Me: get a c++.

After 5 sec i bursted in laughter, she was confused.

Simple way of storing keys.

Apple please... I just love physical keys, and you just make a pointless touchbar...

I really don't know the position of a macbook pro. I guess mainly graphic designer or programmer will buy macbook pro, and the touch bar feature is a completely pointless to us.

Not to mention that you replace all the USB port to a really "popular type C USB"

Makes sense now

Friend bought me cards for my birthday. There's no way I'm learning brainfuck...

What the f is wrong with apple!!!
Innovation is good when people can afford.. :/

anyone going to 33c3 ?

question to UWP C# devs:

how do you guys handle scrolling ?

(i couldnt find a good examole, and alreaddy googled and the solution was that scrolling only works if the height is fixed.)

@dfox
first, avatars are a great idea!

BUT I dont eant to wait until i have "n ++" to change the what computer (mac/non mac) is on my avatar/profile image. [the thing with the desk and watch is ok, but i think unnessesary. I wear a moto 360 every day so why schiuld i have none or another one that dose bot look like the one i am wearing on my profile picture]

COULD "BADGES" BE A SOLUTION ?

Wtf js...

How to check if the event that is passed to the buttion is fron this button and syio it from bobbling 🙈

Im building an API with NancyFx (HTTP stuff) and mobgoDB (database). i had very strage errors when starting queres. and after 2 fucking days if debugging i found it!
accidentally I wrote somewhere in a custom type conversion "ObjectId" i stead of "OwnerId".

F M L
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#MongoDB #NancyFx #CSharp/.Net

I hate it when someone says ist all documented, but its just a bunch of old crappy word documents with mostly unusable information in it...

Some weeks back I mentioned (in a comment) my small program capable of editing the tags in audio files based on the filename.
Today, I had some spear time and implemented it in Go (the original version was Ruby).

For people that are interested, here is a link to the repo: https://github.com/SirWindfield/...

Any help/feedback is appreciated!
I promised someone to mention him if I get to publish it. But I forgot his user name :(

Sitting in the office with nothing to do...
Any ideas on how to get time passing ?

!rant

now as suggested with the DevRant Sticker :)

!rant

@DevRantTeam this happens a lot to me.

great weather 😍

good! but why does this takes like 10 minutes 🙈

as a C# dev every time i have to code something in JS i'm just ranting because

- no types
- no fucking errors

i tried to move a Oval in an HTML5 canvas via Drag and Drop and after one hour I gave up...

such a fucking creepy broke language..
as a proof, if js wouldnt be that fucked up why is there typeScript, CoffeeScript, Brython, ... ?

Cant wait to finally use WebAssember...(really)

When your product manager is too nagger and don't let you work with his questions if you finished the tasks or not.. this what happen to the product.

It's like saying: Murder is not a good thing but I'm really enjoying it.

best way to promote a visual studio extension 😂

Last day working on a project, the first time I get the real requierments..

FML

'Unspecified Error' Thanks, that helps me a lot..

2 hours into css and i still cant figure out how to vertically center this h1 😑🔫

!rant

programmer: "great weather! perfect for coding"

normal people: "noo"

just nope..

The stereotypical view of us.

When everyone else is boasting how good their Internet is, I'm doing this

WTF. I need sleep. It's 6:30am. OMG.