My cat put a "j" in my code and i spent 2 hours to find it

So I need to create a nice new web app. Let's look at some cool JS frameworks that I can work with.

*5 mins later* Hm, Angular sounds good, is there any good competitor?

*5 mins later* Wow, React sounds awesome as well. Let me learn it.

Google search result:

"Planning to use react? Check out Vue JS first"

*5 mins later* Ok so vue seems faster than React and much easier to learn. Let me see if Vue is the final choice.

Google search result:

"Angular VS Knockout VS Ember VS React VS Mithril VS Mercury VS Ractive VS Vue VS Riot"

Nope, fuck it

I literally laughed out loud

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

True story.

Guess who has a nice new pocket laptop? :)

The problem with Linux... It's stable, you can get exactly the desktop experience you want out of it, BUUUUT, there's always an urge to tinker a little more, then you break everything and it takes hours to fix

The cyber police...

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

Hey everyone - just a note on rants about politics: we've had a long-standing policy not to really allow any of them. So if you post one and see it quickly disappear from the feed, that's why.

We've gathered a lot of feedback on this and Tim and I both agree that Facebook is ridden with posts about politics and one of the more refreshing aspects of devRant is we've kept it free of that. It's also an aspect of Facebook that many people I've talked to really hate.

Thank you, and feel free to let me know if you have any questions.

Sometimes I lie awake in a cold sweat, unable to decide if I'm still building my AI, or if it has begun using me to build itself...

I wonder why he didn't get arrays...

When you stress to make a good enough rant so you can receive a stress ball, but now you're stressed so you actually need the damn thing.

This is way too true!

margin-right: -100px !important

Can't wait for this to happen

Site working for me and not coworker during testing.

Go crazzy for 10 minutes.

Find resource pointed to http://localhost/file.php

Feel silly rest of day.

Updating computer

don't mess with java 😂😂😂

What is a developer's worst nightmare? Here is mine

There are a lot of things that could rank up as the worst about being a dev, such as recurring meetings, documentation, shitty requirements, pm gnats, Monday, etc...but something that truly ruins it all is NO INTERNET CONNECTION.