Shut that down, but at what cost!

😂😂NSFW

She: Which car do you have ?

Me :-

My colleague left her PC unlocked with an open project so I changed all her IDE colors to white. White text on white background! 😈

1) An increasing number of beards can be observed on the streets.
2) According to Netmarketshare, desktop Linux usage is at an all time high 2.18%.

Coincidence? I think not!

When the boss comes in the office.

I need to hire a fucking personal cryptologist just to help me understand Visual Studio error messages.

Found a coworker's unattended Mac? Let us freak em out (err prank em out).

Open the terminal app and type:
crontab -e

Append:
*/30 * * * * say -v whisper "I am watching you"

Save and close the file. You're welcome. Linux user replace say with espeak command ;). Credit https://twitter.com/JZdziarski/...