I always find it hilarious when I hear anyone say "I worked my ass off during my internship".

Because I did NOTHING at mine. I only showed up, browsed YouTube, drank company coffee and left.

I didn't have to pay them and they didn't pay me either. 3 months later, they gave me a certificate. That was the entire ordeal.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

India offers the world nothing but piss and shit

The moment I see a mention of "preferred pronouns" on your resume, It's gonna get thrown in the bin, straight up.

I don't want my colleagues/team members to tiptoe around you.

🤣🤣🤣We should take care😂🤣🤣