First rant
No idea what I'm doing.
30y.o. and I'm learning Ruby On Rails in order to switch from my current job in finance to Web development. Let's see what happens next.

wanna thank my ISP for introducing this game to me :3
addictive af

So tempted but the wife said no 😂

Security

speed :)

Make a simple contact form they said.

Need to think a different way to motivate GoLang team ;)

When you try to get BIOS..

175 is hexadecimal AF

That feeling when you coded a temporary solution and its stable in production for 2years already..

When I need to finish a project

That moment when you finally solve your problem and you can close your browser with 20+ tabs of searches for your error message. Feels damn good.

JAVASCRIPT

This is so true.

ever so often I have to deal with people who can be easily replaced with a shell script.

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

Internet Explorer... 😀 😀

Stupid users gonna be stupid.

pretty much sums it up...

In 2008 I took my first web development job for an agency that's no longer around. There was a Vice President there by appointment from our coke headed owner who really liked to micromanage and invade privacy with key loggers and screencap spyware to "manage" us. I found out because my machine would snag when moving the mouse cursor and sometimes I'd accidentally paste the screenshot into photoshop just before the software cleared the clipboard. Anyway, I wasn't supposed to know I was being monitored so I just unplugged my network cable and killed the service running the jank ass spyware. I'd delete it when no one was looking and wipe out the cache of screencaps it would compile every day. It was basically a troll vs troll stalemate for weeks. Finally they gave in and told everyone what was going on so we collectively decided to seek revenge. We bought a piezo buzzer about the size of a quarter that chirped like crickets at random intervals. We stuck it on the underside of his desk inside of the middle drawer area and let it go. They spent so much time and money trying to get rid of the cricket infestation. We let it go on for weeks. I ended up quitting before the gag was up, but damn was it funny to see him squirm in that office because of those crickets!

Client: Can you help upgrade my machine to Windows 10?

Me: Sure

Client: I bought it in 2006, it still runs XP.

Me: Nevermind.

We want this <sarcasm> tag w3c 😀

question = ToBe || !ToBe

I have completely given up explaining to my friends and family what I do for a living.

When a project is breaking your heart

Waiting for Apple to approve your app like:

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.