That thing, when you hear "the server room is dead, no-one can work today" across the office...

What? What's a server room? It's 2018. No cloud? :face_palm::skin-tone-4:

**[realises may have made a mistake in taking the job]**

#2012

<IT Support Feature Request>

"Developer Mode"

- reduce condescending support agent chat level to 1.
- remove unnecessary checks for "have you turned it off and on again" & "please ensure your machine is plugged in".
- instantly be put through to second line support as a minimum level.

Cons - none
Pros - reduced developer anger, reduced developer time wastage, reduced developer hatred for people less technical

That thing, when you're in the first two days at a new contract, when you don't have access to anything and everyone keeps asking "what are you working on"?

😭🔫

That thing, when the coder next to you keeps swearing at the screen...

It's your code you twat...

When @devRant promises you swag stickers but you don't get them :(

Can someone tell me coolest dev team names? We are renaming and someone decided on continents. Fucking boring...

When someone builds a rant website that is VERY similar to one you wrote last year...

When a recruiter starts his 10 minute phone call with "I have an excellent opportunity" and ends it with "Junior SQL dev".

When a recruiter calls you and asks what your experience level is with "C-hash"

When your non-technical project manager tells you not to use a technology that you know is the best for the job