Brain storming with senior lead developer. We try to add new tables in our database. But the Google spreadsheet goes wrong

Today I stop smoking. It's really hard to code... 😡😡😠

What does dfox say ?

DEV, DEV, DEV, DEV ,DEV, DEV
RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT

Try to click quickly on this button multiple times and the play store will crash. If you implement this sort button on your own app this will crash too. #google_guidelines 😡

When the function named getData() is a post query 😭🔫

PLEASE. Help me to find a good name for my function.

My function returns json or XML based on the accept header parameter.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Start-up guy : Oh wait there is a library for this feature ?

Junkies sniff cocaine.
Hackers sniff HTTP.

Refactoring trainee's code 😥

@dfox

I have a problem with my Samsung galaxy S7 since the last update. When a friend share me a devrant link thought SMS it will open the link inside the Samsung internet browser not with the devRant application.

Which gui for my arch linux ? :D

Yoda doesn't speak backwards... It's just asynchronous.

Secure boot -_-. I can't install Linux from live USB boot. And I can't switch off this secure boot...

Found this on our project. I think that it is the best condition ever.

I'm using Ubuntu since 5 years. I need to change. Which Linux distros for developers would you recommended to me ?

elementor.com, wix.com, fuck this shit. These guys want our death. Nowday customers think "building web site is just drag and drop."

Omg I have to convert netcdf file to json. Does anyone has already do that ? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

if (this.rant.getMemes()){
rantVote = 300;
} else {
rantVote = 0;
}

My boss wants to be asynchronous with php. Then to render the backend async he wants to use beanstalk using python to be scalable.

I said : we can use node.js it's already asynchronous. And we don't care about the langage php python...

Boss : node.js isn't scalable, there is no security it's not good enough, it's not enough safe. I code with php since 15 years and it's better than node. To much problem in the node.js version 0.12.

OK BUT NOW WE HAVE NODEJS VERSION 6 LTS. WAKE UP. OMG I GIVE IT UP LET'S GO.

RTFM. Nowday it's : go to stackoverflow.com

Are you Underscore or camelCase ?

Hello, I’m Mr. Null. My Name Makes Me Invisible to Computers.

This guy is the best user case.

http://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

Got my devRant stickers ! Should I put this sticker on my shirt ? 😂

Sorry boss... I can't work anymore.