"Every child is an artist. The challenge is to remain an artist after you grow up. " - Pablo Picasso

Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

haha the best reply

Top 10 of the binary numbers :
> 1
> 0

This is what success looks like. Worth my whole night behind this :)

My teacher gave me "winrar.rar" file for install winrar.

Best use of stress ball

LOL...😂😂😂

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

well, sorry Dave

Is there someone who can explain more obvious?

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

What do you think ?

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

Programming Fact

The fact...

That glorious moment when you find the bug and can close all the 172 Stack Overflow tabs

Have you tried turning me off and on again, Doc?

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Just spotted a public WiFi called "Martin Router King".

I have a stream.

The rant starts here

dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?

me: how long?

dude: as short as possible

me: sure buddy

😂😂

My job is so f**king unbelievable.

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f**king dog to work.
Every f**king day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single f**king day.

Anyway, I drive these dicks around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t.

#foreveralone 😓

That feeling when you coded a temporary solution and its stable in production for 2years already..

When I need to finish a project

Stupid users gonna be stupid.

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

About Brexit.

Where is your God now?