Inspected the "adblock snake thingy" on plantuml.com, which shows up if you're using abp (on chrome)

Say no to drugs!

Maybe the mask is for the one who will deliver this to you 😉

Maybe he assumes that your mobile (internet) is still working and probably, like him, everyone uses his personal mobile also for work related issues?! (which you shouldn't 😉)

They don't match...

Or everybody knows database, but no one wants to be the dude which is called in the middle of the night because the database has died during an backup ;)

Also really liking it, but haven't done anything bigger than basic stuff.

I'm always riddeling when to use str and when string (and why).

Also due to some changes you always have to look out which version (e.g. stable, nightly) of Rust you have to use for some libs.

Any USB A device is a 4 dimensional object. Only if the direction and time is right it will fit :D

They forgot the mandatory black hoody and the green tty outputs

@JustThat or "I don't know" ;D

@JustThat I double checked the xkcd one and noticed that I memorized it in the wrong order. :D

@daveq the gfy will be a good start for any customer service calls, asking for your "secure" catchphrase ;)

GoFuckYourself... Would be my first choice 😉

Second: CorrectHorseBatteryStaple

Or just "read" manuals for like 8 days, write on the 9th an email with some "questions" about the system to the vendor and finally go on stfu on the 10th day.... ;) :D

In the end, that's just an excuse to silence you for the last few days.

@Demolishun thanks, this made my day! 😃

Google guy made a loooong lunch break.

Did you ever wondered why the base-10 system is more more popular than any other? Because it suits most to your ten fingers.

Just ask a child how old he/she is and some very young ones will probably use their fingers to count. Learning in early stages of childhood often involves counting haptic things.

But I would also think that introducing other bases in earlier stages would be helpful for later.

Explain non-techie people (often managers) why their expectations are not working because of techie stuff

Never trust code you don't have written yourself. Only by this you can be sure it will be error-free!!!111 ;P

Learn from that... Be safe and say next time "probably a week"... If you will do it faster ask for a promotion because of your skill ;D

Doh. So I didn't saw the bait and now have been catched... Great ;D

First of this ain't stackoverflow and even if you ignore this... Just with an pixelated picture of your Android Studio (which mostly displaying just the image you want to click on) nobody will able to help you. You will need to show your code (both layout and activity etc.)... Unfortunately (or luckily) devrant doesn't support the display of styled source code... which brings us back to stackoverflow.

Or maybe because they add some marmelade under the cover... ;)

Thank God I never write docs ;D

At least he's creative and lazy af ;)

The description of your situation seemed too familiar... I've worked for the mother company of yours :D

I've switched after three years in the plsql Moloch ;) I have seen things which are hunting me in my nightmares.... ;D

I wish you all the best!

But do you already have a new job? If so what are you going to do without having all the issues you mentioned.

I'm working as a software engineer in a startup-ish company and have this issues too ;(

I know I take this way more too serious than I should... But what is even the point of this meme?

First of, this seems to be written in the view of a male since a woman and a woman can't do anal while being both "physical" stimulated. And
even though I lack some experience about the anal part, but technically a "hole" is a hole and both could get you to climax (if you ignore your sexual orientation) ;)
With that in mind you are absolutely free to choose your sexual partners (and not just one half of a population).

So everything is there: with Java you can freely choose your platform and maybe the experience will not always be a total enjoyment (e.g. accessing hardware) but altleast there is mostly an option to get things done.

For me this meme isn't a roast of Java but more a valid endorsement of it. So everyone which posts this in a negativ context should maybe be just more open minded ;P

I think it depends on the position for which you want to hire someone.
If you want to hire a "assembly line worker", which I think are also are many devs in lower positions in big companies, you want the one which fits the most.
But in higher positions where you make more management decisions it's maybe better to more aggressive/crazy in terms of potential revenue.
But everyone who applies to such positions already showed that he/she had qualified for the lower ones ;)

Why not just internet? Or do you want to use it for an url?

Had the same with 'why doesn't my computer shutdown after cmd'. Oh fuck I'm sshing :O