RIP PHP.

When your boss asks you and the senior dev, “how do we get the overseas contractors to stop writing lazy code and feel like they’re part of the team?” And you both respond with “we don’t, they won’t stop and don’t care. This is just a contract. Stop expecting them to love the project”. And then the boss agrees that he gets what he pays for.

...and then promptly says, “but HOW do we change their attitude about this?”

The senior told me he keeps a resignation letter in his drafts folder. He sometimes opens it and updates it with the latest gripes. He’s over 70 years old. The approach of DGAF is ever closer for him.

TCP:
you want some water?
Yes I'd love some water
ok, are you ready for some water?
I'm ready for some water
ok I'm sending water
ok i'm receiving water
I'm sorry your water bottle is broken
you want some water?

UDP: H2O
H2O
H2O
02H
H2H2H2H2O
H2H2OOOOO

Crap. The DVD drive of my pc has eaten one of my CD's. Well, most of it. Those 2 pieces are the only ones coming out of the drive. 😕

Me: I have admin rights
Windows: Looks legit
Me: can I delete this folder ?
Windows: Nope

!rant. When your wife sends you pics of her days work. I've made a few good choices at least.

I just wrote:

move((x==0?(y==0?y:y-1):y),(x==0?0:x-1));

I should be arrested

TFW your country officially supports doing taxes on GNU/Linux!

*me, 11 pm: "Welp, I think I'm gonna stop for tonight"
*Me, 2 am of same evening: "ThE eDiT fOrM iS fUnCtIoNaL aNd wOrKinG!!!"

1. Doesnt want to pay for server
2. Doesnt want to pay for disk
3. Doesnt want to pay at all
3. Wants the app in 1 week