Me: *starts to get into electronics*
Me: *unplugs a few wires while building a project*
Me: Shit, actually, didn't want to unplug those. No worries.
Me: *instinctively reaches for the nonexistent Ctrl-Z*
Me: Oh, that's right. My actions have consequences in the real world.

I can't believe Venmo Business calls that shameful display of haphazard garbage UX design.

Lately, when someone asks if I know how to do something that I totally know how to do, I just say no so I don't have to do it.

I love when someone trash talks software or something tech when they so clearly have no idea what they are talking about in the slightest 🙃

Me: I wish I had more time to work on my own personal projects

Also me: *takes on 2 new clients this week alone*

I do this to myself 🙃

It's always the people who being nothing but "million dollar ideas" who want you to build the entire product and then have the audacity to ask for 50% profit.

Me, consulting for a huge entertainment company:
Why do you guys have a 500 line method? And why is half of it so nested that it's indented half way across the screen?

Them: Oh, that was written by the best dev on our team. He holds a PhD.

🙃 so thats what kind of skill a PhD gets you these days?