Short one, but it really gets me every time:

PLEASE tell me that I am not the only one typing hex-numbers in all caps!!!

I literally can't stand to see them in lowercase!!!

Every code I use with hex numbers in it (primarily ASM and C) I HAVE TO convert them into uppercase!!!

Is it just me and my stupid OCD or are there other ones like me????

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

We study a lot to learn how to write code and the most satisfying thing in this profession is to delete code.

My PC's prolly gonna die soon!🙂

Applied peroxide to a wound? You're a nurse now.

Not me, but a friend of mines' first day on the job.

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

Manager: Why aren’t you working?

Dev: I am, I’m just not typing because I’m thinking an issue out.

Manager: Well what is taking so long? You haven’t written any code for like 15 minutes, you’ve just been doodling on your notepad.

Dev: I’m not “doodling”. I’m taking notes and trying to visualize the issue. It’s a complicated issue with application stat—

Manager: Well just simplify it then

Dev: ?

Manager: Instead of making it a complicated issue just simplify it and then it won’t take you so long. You’re likely overthinking it, I never spend more than 30 seconds thinking about any issue before coming up with a solution. That’s what makes me so effective at my job is my ability to be lean like that.

Dev: …this issue is a bit harder than deciding what to have for lunch

Sometimes I wish there was a middle finger emoji on GitHub PR reviews

Well this happen to me before.

Happy Birthday Linux

WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?! I almost deployed a website code update on a Friday.

Whenever a client say "I HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS APP IDEA "

Theory
You work on thing B while waiting to hear back about thing A

Practice
You are waiting to hear back about things A-G

A wiki repository for all mental wellness resources around the globe. [more details]

Manager: Does anybody having any money saving ideas?

Dev: By switching our supplier from X to Y we could save $10,000/year and they have much better customer service.

Manager: So? I’m looking more for savings opportunities in the +$100k range. That’s a small idea, I’m looking for *BIG* ideas.

Dev: Do you have any big ideas?

Manager: No, but I really really want to save big money like that. I thought you would have something worthwhile.

Dev: $10,000 still a lot of money

Manager: I guess…. Ok we can do it. But don’t bother me with peanuts like this again.

Dev: ??? You asked me buddy

Three weeks of vacation. Finally I‘ll have time to delay my side projects every day until the end of vacation.

8 deadlines, 2 people, 1 day before the holidays

And we managed it all! 🥳🥳🥳

Why the f*ck do you want custom cursor on the site? It's annoying when suddenly your cursor changes from default. If that's not enough they are increasing size by 2-3 times. I understand if it's a gaming site or web game but why do you want to put this crap on a business site? No need to change the cursor for branding. That's stupid.