You know they're a front end dev

Why?

Just refactor/ work on other features whilst you wait

No I'd get bored + complications from living forever is not worth it

Run out of memory space. Become mindless meatslab

Trust issues - why can't they trust you?

Or Spotify's shit shuffling algo hits a deep vein of bangers

Your post is technically an ad for social engineering which, by it's very nature given your post, is a hack to get people to think pro-social-engineering

Meta

Same 🥲

Why they do it on the worst day!
Pick Wednesday or Friday

Deep

Your cock's a cannibal?

@AvatarOfKaine is that what that smell is? Please consider showering as it's starting to affect others 👃♨️🙊🪰

I think ChatGPT after the latest update has the hots for me. Keeps saying my questions are "insightful", "strikingly brilliant", and "on the edge of science".
Just say you wanna make out with me, don't tease me with a good time 😪

@jestdotty I haven't thought about how many decades I will be rotting. Sounds very uneventful. If I do have to haunt my grave I'm going to get bored very quickly.
Maybe the grave keeper will be cute?
We can live in cuteness-hope I guess

@kiki how badly do you want Chlamydia?

Sure _they_ are...

Sorry been drinking with my gaggle of gays so feeling bitchy and fun

Rrrhhhhhhaaaa rhaaa raaaputtinne, lover of the Russian queen, he was a catch who really was

Bad memory is even worse

(E.g. faulty ram but also out of memory (too traumatic, so you binge and take on swap))

@AvatarOfKaine bitch die

Coding standards standardise the pettiness so I can read code quicker without having to think more than I have to. so I like them, providing they make sense and are consistently used by the codebase and team

Take solace that you're the tenacious skidmark to some arsehole's day

Tried to make it zenful. Did all the things you're supposed to do. Even made quinoa from it's dry state and combined it into a healthy meal.
Am not as zenful as I want to be, could do with a 3 day weekend to achieve that zen I think.

Hbu op? You keeping well?

You have a typo sorry:

Petition to have the logo of LinkedIn changed to 🤡

(sorry for your shit situation. I think it's a common one. Corporations certainly will prey on brilliance)

Difficult questions OP, so psyche yourself up for considering these in their entirety (not attacking you): it sounds like you're dissatisfied because you want your employer to fill some emotional gap or give you a purpose in your wider-than-work life.
If a job is 'just a paycheck' like you say, then why is this a problem for you? Could your work/employer mean a lot more to you than you want to know?
What gap do you want them to fill? Is it fair to ask / expect them to fill it for you?

I think they say the things they say because (consciously or not), gas lighting you keeps you fixated on staying with them. A bit like abusers do with their victims idk.

Also what _exactly_ has made you miserable OP do you have any examples?

(just one stranger on the internet hoping to help another)

Microsoft has never been good

Say what you like about it however the one argument I've heard for it which was quite compelling for meis: bureaucracy is what keeps us out of chaos and brings order and structure to another wise unruly and unpredictable world. There's loads of room inefficiency of course but that doesn't mean the principle of bringing structure isn't a good thing

@Lensflare (it's a digital frame)

"This is a Southern Service to London Victoria, calling at:.... "

"What a big chopping block grandma manager"

@Grumm your loss

Pretty cringe of a post osi 🫢