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Here’s why I pirate music:
1. 90% of my playlist is made by dead people. I’ll never pay for anything whose creator is dead.
2. 9% of the music I listen to is very obscure — it’s not on streaming services. There is no way to contact creators, let alone pay them.
3. The remaining 1% I bought directly from creators on Bandcamp or elsewhere.
Also, when I used Apple Music, at all times many of the songs in my library were unavailable in my region. Songs pop in and out of this state based on some ongoing, never ending legal BS perpetrated by those who had no hand in creating the music itself. Miss me with that shit. I want my entire library available to me at all times.8 -
It’s been two months, and my last two “high-priority, drop everything and work on this!” tickets are *still* in code review.
I finished another ticket, “semi-high-priority” this time… whatever that means. It’s been sitting in data security review for a week and a half. I just convinced someone to do a code review on it.
In our virtual standup today, we all have our updates, and the boss replied to all of us with this fancy animated “ty” reaction. I got a 👍🏻 instead. So minor, but feels very off.
My “company AI hackathon” idea got co-opted by someone else (on the security team), changed into a security-related project instead, and I got put on his hackathon team instead of the other way around.
Kinda feeling unwanted lately.9 -
This is so true. A month or two goes by and it is like learning certain pieces of code over again.
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Experience Degani Café in Malvern East
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Our Degani Coffee
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Contact Us
Degani Malvern East
255 Waverley Rd, Malvern East VIC 3145, Australia
Phone: +61 3 8766 0676
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aaaaaand it's back
Didn't even take a day and people were already posting melodramatic goodbye posts lul8 -
Reading today's feed has been a hilarious roller coaster ride. Was a bit worried there for a second 😅3
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If Javascript were a cereal.
(Yes, I realize how cursed this is. Been learning to make images with chatgpt.)
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What kind of music are you listening to while coding?
Is it instrumental or lyrical?
Sometimes songs with lyrics districts me18 -
The year is 2050. There's only three jobs left:
Drugz deala.
Chaturbate model.
LLM dresser.
Which one are you?11 -
Some Angular Bro: "Angular so great, cowboy programmers hate it."
Me: "Bitch, have you seen the Angular code base I have to work on?!"6 -
Shitty jobs and not staying up to date make you stale. Probably having to find a new job, my skills are barely updated and now I find myself in a shitty situation. Going to have to do my best now.
Don't let a demanding, shitty job cause you to stay behind! I can't stress it enough. Dev skills are transferrable, employer dev skills mostly aren't, especially if you are tied to their brand.8 -
I am so fucking salty today.
I've had multiple tight deadlines overlapping with the crescendo one where I did 90% of the implementation including helping another company implement some stuff on their side as well as coordinating multiple parties with lots of twists and turns. We barely delivered on time. Contract is worth 10 million.
There was cake to celebrate the success last week. They didn't even bother telling me. I found out on LinkedIn. I mean I def dont get paid enough but cant even fucking have a slice of cake on the success I created?
Oh fyi I offered to buy some drinks so we could have a little celebration on my costs, just you know like have 2 beers and some snacks nothing grand. It was shut down the only way it was allowed was if I paid for the whole company to have drinks. Seriously these people be out of touch I cant pay for 300+ people ..6 -
AI can take my job. I can't do this anymore.
Best of luck waking up 7 A.M on Mondays, logging in to work and telling in those 10 am scrum meetings “I’m still wOrking on the sAme tiCket as last friDay.”
Enjoy my job graybot.
I’m gonna go outside and remember what sunlight looks like. Maybe touch grass. Maybe grow crops. Maybe herd some cows. Idk. Might start a farm or might scream into the wind.2 -
Our ex-employee wrote an amazing SQL SELECT-query consisting of 6449 characters. It has 11 JOINS and takes a solid minute to execute.
The table it fetches from has 16 records and the SQL query returns 46857 records and it was production code lmao14 -
Me, reading random wikipedia:
A boutonnière (French: [bu.tɔ.njɛʁ]) or butthole (British English) is a floral decoration, typically a single flower or bud, worn on the lapel of a tuxedo or suit jacket.
Wait, that can't be right
butthole.
buttonhole.
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A cautionary tale, dear devRanters:
"My husband was laid off by Microsoft after 25 years — by algorithm. His last day is his birthday."
https://reddit.com/r/microsoft/...
Enjoy life outside of work1 -
My team mate is so fucking bad that I use his mistakes as interview questions for internship positions. So I really make sure I don't have a second Ouistiti in my team.6
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Why do people who put camera's on always insist others must do so as well? I don't mind when it's a special meeting like a retro or some form of team building thing, but I cannot be assed during standup - that MFer is meant to be over after 10 minutes. You guys go on an hour-long tangent, while I'm busy writing code, chatting to people and getting shit done, do you really need to see me not paying attention to the issues with the PHP project that are there because client X did something stupid. I'm already rolling my eyes while listening right now. Also, I don't want to put a "good" shirt on for 20 minutes to an hour meeting.17
