This is why I book a meeting with myself at 12pm everyday labeled: Lunch.

Sorry mate, got a clash. Can't attend your meeting at 12pm.

@volttide
netlify aye? I'll look into it. Thanks!

@C0D4 @Codex404
I just chose a random CMS out of curiosity lol.

Maybe I'll try something else then.

"A comment is a failure to express yourself in code. If you fail, then write a comment; but try not to fail."
- Robert C. Martin

Slowly learning that life is okay

Here let me help.
Go make a basic static website showcasing 3 different breeds of dogs you like.

Go.

Do it now.

Now.

My colleagues all dressed up on star wars day and it was fine!

"Hey where did all the devs go?"

*points to group of stormtroopers typing away in the corner.

Sorry for being useless.
I'd rather check what someone else has done than waste time on a problem that's already been solved.

Improvise. Adapt. Oversome.

Has that dev ever heard of git flow?

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Oh wow! Look at all the food and bills I can pay with all those gratitude and respect!

@C0D4 Fear not neighbour, we'll sacrifice ourselves with the latest updates and warn you of all the bugs and horrors 2 hours in advance for you!

My team started worshipping me when I told them you can get a dark theme on facebook messenger app when you send a 🌙 emoji.

@bigstackenergy I'm in NZ so we're ahead the rest of the world lol

I've used them for about 6 years now too. Only because they're one of the few places that does .nz and I've had no problems either. Their customer service is horrible though!

It baffles me how people on there request 100+ hour projects for less than $20.

I'm also a junior dev and I still suffer from imposter syndrome occasionally.

But I can gladly say that after a year, I am definitely a better dev than I was on day one.

So these are a few tips I was given that helped me a lot:
- be a sponge, absorb everything
- read code complete and clean code
- learn to document, read examples such as msdn
- stack overflow is your friend
- implement CI/CD where necessary
- refractor where necessary
- question other devs commits when they have time(why did you code this way?)
- unit/integration testing is a life saver
- follow best practices

I'm still the worse dev in my team. But I feel like I am slowly improving.

I hope 😅

@Stuxnet oh god, don't even get me started on discontinued products.

I want to complete my Bionicle collection, but the ones I'm missing are either not available or overpriced!

I'm also tempted to join you guys in Minecraft but... My backlog is telling me no... 😭

A man will always be a boy at heart, our toys just get more expensive.

I'm 25 and am pretty much a kid with a credit card.

Can finally afford all the shit I couldn't when I was a kid!

But legit guys, legos aren't for kids. Have you seen how expensive they are these days? 800NZD for a Death Star!? 😱

This happens to me way too much.
Its even worse when even the senior developers tells you to ignore best practices then complain later when everything starts breaking. 😭

This community is amazing 😍

16. Always document your work

@mundo03 but that's my job title?

Do a search on GitHub for "password" commits.

To this day I am still amazed.

Oh yeah. That is true. Will look more into it once it's released.

Keep your professional like separate from your personal life right?

Because I don't know about other junior devs, but I would never trust my inexperienced code to go into production that will be used by real customers without at least a senior dev reviewing it.

@YouAreAPIRate No idea, but from what I heard they usually just edited posts and style sheets