Good old IE joke

All I see everywhere I go

The difference between passing argument by value and passing it by reference.

The everyday software development process:

I can’t fix this!

Crisis of confidence 😕
Questions career 😳
Questions life 😩

...oh it was a typo, cool 😆 🙌

I get 21 errors in a 20 line program!

Yo Mamma ....

Just spotted a public WiFi called "Martin Router King".

I have a stream.

Fun drinking game:

Take a shot every time the support department contacts a developer over a previously answered question.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common ---- They both become useless when you open windows

Internet Explorer... 😀 😀

so true!!

Refactoring my 2013 code

i start develop using windows, but as the time goes by, i really feels the need to change to linux/mac-os.

now i know

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

And, the other side, husbands 😂
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Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. The new program also began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: ” C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.

How to manage errors smartly (Javascript)

😂😂😂

Programming Languages aren't designed to be read by machines, they're meant to be read by humans. Act like it. #realdevscomment

About to go live...

When I'm hearing the CEO promising new impossible features in the next 2 weeks.

Interviewer: "Give me an example of a time you made a significant contribution to a particular community."

Me: "This one time I got a +6 on my devRant"

Programming is a lot like playing video games. It challenges you to beat quests/tasks and hunt enemy bugs while providing boss levels in the form of large projects with tight deadlines and project managers who like to move the goal posts.

When you are from Italy and you joke with your own monuments.

I'm a newbie when it comes to programming. The thing I like about devRant is that I'm learning how not to be "that guy" from everyone's complaints.

Here's to devRant teaching us newbs how to not make as much of a mess of things.

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

Project management

Artists be like:
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FinalConcept_1_definitive.jpg
FinalConcept_1_final.jpg

It's getting late I need to go to bed.
Said no programmer ever.

That feeling when you have no errors when debugging