I started coding at 32 and I'm fine with that.

I think the next step would be to learn hosting things...

Meh or not meh my capacity is limited and my team needs to innovate to survive and it's all on my head.

That's why they need product owner, not manager

I did and it worked

Sounds like you need scrum master

I have a degree and nobody ever asked me about it.

Your primary job is to deliver code that works. QA should confirm that it works in all cases. And you should consider giving UAT environment to customer so that he can test it out before going to production

If they told me to use iis i would hand them my letter of resignation.

Ask Louis Rossman

The biggest thing I'm concerned about is how long do you take a shit in order to get 200 messages.

The question is do you use int or float?

I'm very stressed during covid-19 but not because of covid-19 but because of government ridiculous restrictions.

Why would I put branch name in context of slavery?

There's no docx for windows 98

To be honest I have delayed windows update for 2,5 years because of this shit. Finally I had to do it because docket desktop wouldn't work. After the update my PC wouldn't boot...

That beats my 0% this year

Devs should be above any political bullshit and clever enough to merge the code without anyone finding out.

Only porn sites are a bit slow lately, not the whole internet.

Try casper

I use David Hasselhoff pic with naked torso every time. Security is top priority in our company so it's better to embarrass someone than to say goodbye to him

Ask him to wire you 10$ first

Can you share a picture? 🧐

I design core principles first and that has to be good.

It's for the sake of the fuck

Ideas just ... appear

If someone told me to refactor blacklist I would told them to fire me because I ain't gonna do it.

It doesn't matter if you're junior or senior. Build your case. Quote programming authorities and explain best practices, show in examples why smaller functions are better. Show them programming antipatterns, use liners and code analysis tools. Find a programming guru in your company and ask him if he can help you convince others.

Don't know this language but somehow I know it's very wrong

What lockdown? ;)