Finally i get it.

Object oriented way of getting shit rich?

Inheritance.

As a 16 year old, the hardest problem I've always encountered is trying to explain to people that coding as actually more complex than just typing random words.

My mom walks in and asks what am I doing and I said hacking government files and she called the police thanks mom😑

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

When the client thinks "freelance" means "working for free" and refuses to pay

a wild caterpie appears

1. Comes up with a project idea.
2. Doesn't have enough friends who code to collaborate said idea with.

3. Abadons project.

All in that order. lol
I just want to build cool stuff. :(

Pokemon go is down so I'm coming crawling back... can I come back to devrant? please accept me (until the servers are back)

Why do we programmers/IT-guys have this sticker fetish? I love them...

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

[Definition] Freelancer Programmer: Programmer who don't like to be programed.

If I had a dollar for every time I said "Ah, I know what the problem is!"

Java Rules The World

how beautiful this is..😍😍😍

3 min of join. devRant looks familiar 😉

mt favourite when handling Linux 😂😂😂

Best part of having your own office is using it to get away from chaos at home and unwind

live with it

Man, this community is great. I have 2 "rants" already and, from what I can tell, I haven't been shitposted on! Now that I've spoken of the devil, let the shitposting commence!

working on front end is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane

I'm extremely sick of Windows PCs and their reliability, if it's not some stupid bug it's some idiotic overheat issue or driver issue or compatibility issue, I never hear Mac or Linux people complain about their PCs but I could write a book of complaints for Windows

Just coded for ~14h straight. Started doing some super heavy code cleanup and refactoring. Almost cried when I saw my code from the past.

Maybe it's time to call it a day...

happy Canada day ranters!!!

Made up my mind to quit my new job yesterday. Im constantly bored. Either I have no work assigned no matter how much I ask for more, or I get handed work where the solution is already identified.

Obviously gonna find a new job first, wish me luck!

For f***s sake, use fetch and merge, /not/ pull.

Flatlander's Gem stones though...

Meta commentary in the devRant feed. 😁

when you don't have anything to rant about because you're fresh out if university and don't have a job so you don't feel like a full fledged dev. 😞😭 time to study for those interviews I guess.

and yet another morning, another broken body trying to wake up and go to work. let's do dis

Having to google something before you rant/comment so you don't look like an idiot