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				    We code hard in these cubicles
 
 My style’s nerd-chic, I’m a programmin’ freak
 
 We code hard in these cubicles
 
 Only two hours to your deadline?
 
 Don’t sweat my technique.
 
 Sippin’ morning coffee with that JAVA swirl.
 
 Born to code; my first words were “Hello World”
 
 Since 95, been JAVA codin’ stayin’ proud
 
 Started on floppy disks, now we take it to the cloud.
 
 On my desktop, JAVA’s what’s bobbin’ and weavin’
 
 We got another winning app before I get to OddEven.
 
 Blazin’ code like a forest fire, climbin’ a tree
 
 Setting standards like I Triple E….
 Boot it on up, I use the force like Luke,
 
 Got so much love for my homeboy Duke.
 
 GNU Public Licensed, it’s open source,
 
 Stop by my desk when you need a crash course
 
 Written once and my script runs anywhere,
 
 Straight thuggin’, mean muggin’ in my Aeron chair.
 
 All the best lines of code, you know I wrote ‘em
 
 I’ll run you out of town on your dial-up modem.
 
 Cause…
 We code hard in these cubicles
 
 Me and my crew code hyphy hardcore
 
 We code hard in these cubicles
 
 It’s been more than 10 years since I’ve seen the 404.
 
 Inheriting a project can make me go beeee-serk
 
 Ain’t got four hours to transfer their Framework.
 
 The cleaners killed the lights, Man, that ain’t nice,
 
 Gonna knock this program out, just like Kimbo Slice
 
 I program all night, just like a champ,
 
 Look alive under this IKEA lamp.
 
 I code HARDER in the midnight hour,
 
 E7 on the vending machine fuels my power.
 
 Ps3 to Smartphones, our code use never ends,
 
 JAVA’s there when I beat you in “Words with Friends”.
 
 My developing skills are so fresh please discuss,
 
 You better step your game up on that C++.
 
 We know better than to use Dot N-E-T,
 
 Even Dan Brown can’t code as hard as me.
 
 You know JAVA’s gettin’ bigger, that’s a promise not a threat,
 
 Let me code it on your brain
 
 We code hard in these cubicles,
 
 it’s the core component…of what we implement.
 
 We code hard in these cubicles,
 Straight to your JAVA Runtime Environment.
 
 We code hard in these cubicles,
 Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight.
 
 We code hard in these cubicles,
 
 Gotta use JAVA if it’s gonna run right.
 
 We code hard in these cubicles
 
 JAVA keeps adapting, you know it’s built to last.
 
 We code hard in these cubicles,
 
 Robust and secure, so our swag’s on blast
 
 CODE HARD10

 
		
		
	