If devRant ever opens up a public API I'm gonna build a dating app

First day at my first real programming job... Wish me luck guys :D

Man! Whoever the JetBrains people are, they deserve a million bucks.

My ex boss asked us how it could be possible for the code to look 'bigger' ...he insisted to somehow increase the actual file size of the delieverable..

How to really test your programming skills, try programming whilst on an internet connection which cuts out every few minutes.

Just so you know.
In node js.
You can use emojis as methods names. For real.

FUTURE 😄

For everyone, who uses any IntelliJ based IDE: Ctrl + Click on a method or variable, you will see all uses of that var or method. If you are clicking a usage of it you will jump to the method reference, even from libraries or for example from the Java runtime library.

Is it already christmas? :O

!rant

I just found out that if you have a list of lists in C#, you can use a LINQ statement and specify indices inside the lambda instead of nested ForEaches.

This code is giving me the vapors

A colleague told me today Bootstrap and others CSS frameworks was shit... I answered him if you have no time to deal with CSS hell on a project with people not able to produce good CSS code, you need to use this.

What do you think about that ?

Me typing
git rebase --help
GF: What!? Oh... nevermind it says rebase. I thought it said rebae.
Me: What?
GF: I'm the only bae you need in your life!
Me: ... This is going on devrant.

The ability of web technologies to make mobile apps makes them really powerful.

Boss: "Yeah we have a logging project coming up that has to be done in C" Me: "I know C, I can give some pointers on that"

!rant

I just figured out you can double tap rants to give them a ++.

I don't have a rubber duck...

Someone's having a bad day...

I named by Raspberry Pi 3 "Richard Parker". Get it? Hahahahaha....

I'm crazy aren't I...

After being stuck for a week implementing a feature, I finally made it work. I feel so happy.

these days Internet startups and companies what you to do something without Internet, they says what if whole internet went down, what will you do then? dude if Internet went down, your company would not exists 😒

!rant
but I bet you also feel happy when it happens

atm: what would you like to do?
me: $40 fast cash from checking
atm: select an account
me: checking
atm: please enter an amount to withdraw
me: $40