When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

Root users.

When you make a fancy algorithm to solve a simple problem and someone ask you why you do that

Google Assistant Python SDK has been published ten days ago. Just in time, I've integrated it in AlexaPi, so now everybody can have Alexa AND Google Home running on one Raspberry Pi 😎

https://github.com/xtools-at/...

Source /r/ProgrammerHumor

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

😂😂😂😂

lol #fakenumber

Am I the only one who learns more on my own than at university? It really annoys me when I come here to study but all I do is read devRant posts all day, they are good tho.

I'm the night owl

😝😝 I wish...

Interviewer:Explain us deadlock and we'll hire you !

Me:Hire me and I'll explain it to you..

Programming facts #1

Every other day!!!

Devs and Customers...
Devs and Testers....
I see many possibilities lol

Pleb: "What's your job?"
Me: "I'm a programmer."
Pleb: "Great, because I have a problem with my pri..."
Me: "STOP! Last person who thought I was a printer support serf got strangled with the printer cable."
Pleb: "But it's a wireless printer."
Me: "Right, where's the power cord?"

That's what my manager calls innovative

Mom bought me this mousepad... Written in visual basic...
What's worse is that the code has five lines that have been commented out

When it's time to go into evil mode

About sums up my day.

How my day went making a magento exstension, with their shitty documentation

Someone here recommended me vue.js as an alternative to React and Angular.

Sorry I can't remember who you are, but thanks.

Vue.js is indeed awesome!

Yeah 😂

You know you are a dev when...

Life of Programmer

"....I heard you are good with computers?"
This is how it always starts.

Please people! I'm begging you! please use !Rant correctly
! means NOT
!Rant == NOT Rant
You cannot call yourselves developers if you do not understand this simple syntax!

Me : it's my new android app, this app lets you store daily routines and is very fast.
Dad : where's the money?
Friends : so now you will get a job at Google 😱
Girlfriend : install this on my iPhone
Mom : You are genius. Now get the groceries I asked you for.

Me: What could possibly go wrong?
Anxiety: I'm glad you asked.

That magical moment, that tickle in the neurons when you finally understand the problem and the program runs!