😥😥😥😥

I discovered this the 'new' open source OS by Google named Fuchsia. Build from the kernel up so no Linux.

Parents with computer problems

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

Me : I need to give Tom a wash.

GF (Smashed table, angrily) : Tom is your Keyboard, stop giving everything a name.

Me : you hurt poor George!

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

When your floor names a room Galileo and you have @bachmanity as a co-worker...

When your hobby is programming

CSS IRL

Microsoft letting me know exactly what they think of my database. :(

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Architect: So, what's your dream bathroom?
Me: I'm a programmer.
Architect: Say no more!

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

Just saw a rant about date formats between the US and every other country and saw this a few years ago. Seems appropriate

# Showing code so everyone knows it's the same code/file being executed.

Interesting in the difference of the time it takes.

One of the math teachers at school wrote this on the whiteboard.
Merry X-mas everyone!

Late nights are the most productive #programming_fact

Finally I found a webpage related to my bug.

The page is from 2004.

*keeps reading*

"Yes, yes! This is exactly the problem I'm having"

*Carefully reading each comments*

*Looking at scroll bar with stress*

*Almost coming to end, no signs of solution*

At the end the thread creator say: "Ah finally I've fixed the problem. Thanks everyone for helping"

*moment of silence*

WHY U NO SHARE THE GOD DAMN SOLUTION? YOU FUCKING IDIOT