toiletRant

Onlyfans your dickcheese and bald headedness.

I want to randomize my character and be reborn with what I found best like a video game but life doesn't work that way

Maybe it sucks for you far northern fuckers but not for most of mankind, cooler weather, no annoying garbage ass sweating, dem cool winds, iz gud.

لا أنا بكلم ٣ لغات يا روح أمك

aixelsyd evah ot ekil s'ti tahw si siht oS

Feed it to the bots!

eag uoy era yhw

@retoor Haha no I did see it

Dude just use your mums credit card

@retoor And then go around to making your own AI powered by a chain of old laptops

Congratulations!,
Also keep an eye on her, else she might...well somebody used that joke already so nvm

@retoor Fine, I wanna sit on my ass working from home, there you have it.

edit: typo

@antigermanist No Egyptian, looking for a Devops job

But anything above garbage tier will do, my def of garbage tier are no skills tedious jobs like truck driver, farmer, welder etc

@netikras Lol I didn't either, I just went for it

@retoor My company is so generous that they provide us with tea bags and sugar, legends.

@Demolishun You win the internet for today

@retoor Did you make another account? also yeah I got rejected from a job in Hungary after some ridiculous Aptitude tests so I'm pretty bummed out..

I started skipping multiple meetings I thought are not worth my time, actually helped me become more productive by focusing on completing my tasks instead of listening to process this process that.

genmaicha? yoga teabags? da fuck is that rainbow drink shit.

Beep bop.

Here's my tip ======D

Ok ok enough silly jokes, my real tip: "ability to speak German"

You're welcome.

Code theft

@jiraTicket That is why I assumed the external company is taking 30% cut.

I also have many unfinished projects, it's called procrastination and lazy ass disease

@retoor Good idea, I wish I made an AI tool to help me find exploits in my shitty underpaying companie's corporate tools, for ex to get more leave days for free, expose the salaries of everyone, things like that.

@jestdotty Using cash or credit.

If implementing everything in C will make me a better dev then I'm all for it

@jestdotty Spare me your poutine farts

@jestdotty says the keyboard warrior

I am working on my dreams and self improvement little bitch

Currently working on applying for different masters for France so I gtfo third world

Not like I owe you an explanation, it's called devrant for a reason so if you're not a fan of my posts, you can fuck off