So I am a marvel fan and have an Espruino Pico, after scavenging left over parts from a home renovation project I realised I had all the bits to built a replica iron man arc reactor chest piece.

I figured it'd be a fun little electronics project, so I have thick copper wire that needs shaping.

I have my pliers, gloves and a gas stove. My lodgers walk into the kitchen...

Them: "What the hell are you doing?!"

Me: "We don't have a forge."

Friend asked me to redo her website, all the code is against the left margin... no div tags are named... all the naming is done in the css...

So for our current Hybrid application in Cordova, we are using few open source PLUGINS

One of the plugins have some known unresolved issues, stopping us to customize our App

Now my Client and Project Manager want me to personally CALL that guy (original developer) and TELL HIM to resolve the issue in '3 days, before Monday'

God save me :/

Phone rings...
'I'm calling about the car accident you had recently that wasn't your fault.'

Me: 'Yup, ok. I'm surprised at how quickly you got through!'

Them: 'Could you tell me when the accident was?'

Me: 'This morning before work'

Them: 'And whereabouts did this happen?'

Me: 'My living room'

Them: 'That's strange. Were you driving at the time?'

Me: 'No, I was on foot, I generally am in my living room.'

Them: 'Were you injured?'

Me: 'I sustained some pain in my foot'

Them: 'So you were hit by a car? Do you remember the make and model?'

Me: 'Yes, it was a red Ford, but I'm not sure which model.'

Them: 'Did you get the registration number?'

Me: 'I'm not sure it had one. The car was quite small'

Them: 'Did you get the driver's name?'

Me: 'It was James Jones'

Them: 'Could you describe the driver?'

Me: 'About two foot tall, blonde hair, green top, dungarees'.

Them: 'Did you know the driver?'

Me: 'Yes, he's my two year old son'

Them: ...(click)...

node js hipsters bother me...Not every problem is solved with javascript!!!!

what do we say to testers? not today

2:30 am: Okay, I think I found the bug. I'll try a last compile then I go to bed.
...
4:30 am: sh*t

When you have a Database Theory final exam in 2 hours and you're cramming a 1/4 of the module. #uni #student

When you sit down to work on a project and you just can't figure it out. Next thing you know it's 3am, so you clamber into bed. Nodding off, nice and cosy when suddenly: What's that brain? You've figured it out?

Exception handling.

Any good developer has read this.