When you spend 3 hours looking at your project's code and debugging it to find out you forgot to add a '!' to your if condition.... Brilliant

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

How did I learn how to program?

I didn't. I'm still learning ☺.

We will never be done learning.

That's the beauty of it all.

Which one do you prefer?

The woman who helped develop software for the Apollo 11 was awarded a Medal of Freedom today.

"What the hell isn't working? Welp, better add print() to everything :^)"

!rant: Wondering how the hell you even graduated.

Feeling ill

Almost all software that your university recommends to you to use. Usually it's outdated, slow, or with horrible interface.

Follow sdk documentation step by step: app won't compile. 🌚

Just got messaged by one of my customers. He buys a lot of scripts from me for his gambling website. He asked me to screw around a bit with the code so that of someone bets above $2500 they automatically lose. And they have a 50% chance of winning when they bet lower than 1000. He actually wanted to pay a lot of money but I declined the request, I don't want to screw around with scamming people.
I think i did the right thing? I don't care about the money though.

Start the Android-Emulator on a MacBook. The MacBook sounds like its going to take off an fly into sunset.

I never thought I say that Microsoft is by far the most innovative tech company right now!

Hit Save shortcut keys another 4 times just to be sure..