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Hey everyone!

Me and my team have been working very hard to create this programming language which people thought impossible to make. After years of work/research and hard-work we are now announcing the first beta release of this programming language. This programming language which we call "English_Code" is going to be revolutionary since it understands any English sentences. Now the programmers can finally code in English without learning the if-else, loops and other syntax keywords. Errors will be shown in pure English and your managers can now understand your code.

Anyway, let us know what you think, and we hope you enjoy!

This is how you secure your job.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

I have been developing laravel projects with PHP 7.2 for a month on my new macbook air. Today i had to work on php5.6 project and got really frustrated cause homebrew doesn't have php5.6.

Should i install ubuntu?
Is there anyone using ubuntu on macbook air?
What are the problems?

05 13 * * * export DISPLAY=:0 && brave-browser https://www.swiggy.com/

Cron to make sure I eat on time. Swiggy is food delivery service.

You should know where to put the code.

Found this MongoDB song on Youtube today.

Database Skills (Sia Cheap Thrills Parody) - MongoDB.

Baby, I know your database needs upgrades tonight.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

1) Give my logical reasoning abilities to my clients and users.
2) Whenever there is a change in project requirements, I should get 24 karat 100 Gram gold coins.
3) Give me 2 more wishes.

4) My code should work as expected on first attempt.
5) Give me ability to learn new technology in just 1 day.

!Tech
How do i explain my friends that if a bottle of whiskey contains 40% alcohol and when i pour some in a glass. The glass will also have 40% alcohol.

CSS is frustrating because nobody actually times time to learn it.

Then comes the !important to mess everything.

Worked on open-source for the first time. Learned python and wrote script to upgrade fontawesome from 4 to 5 by replacing the icon names.

https://github.com/abkcode/...

more open-source projects coming soon.

While debugging I hate unused variables.

Thinking of developing sublime plugin that would convert font-awesome 4 icons to 5. The plugin will search for all files with configured extensions and replace the icon classnames. Eg <i class="fa fa-cab"></i> will become <i class="fas fa-taxi"></i>. It wont work for inproper spacing and dynamic icons.
Is there anything already developed?

CTO: Trigger email to everyone when internet goes down. Do this by EOD.
Me: OK
Later
How could I send email without internet.
Confused....

Need to fix my 4x4 cube rubiks cube this weekend

Too many conditions in my brain not allowing me to code a single line.

Our company principles. Clients mistake is our new feature