80% of coding is just staring at the code thinking about how to implement a particular feature into the code...

e = (mc)²

errors = (more code)²

Awesome desktop wallpaper.

We've all been there, right?
productivity--

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman's breast.
Woman: Hey! That's private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

When life gives you lemons, develop an app that sells lemons.

Why is it that no one asks me for anything all day until 3 mins before I'm supposed to leave work?

Well guy has some trust issues

Want free stickers? Here's a short list:

https://stickers.notifuse.com/

https://stickers.onion.io

https://stickers.digitalocean.com

Will update (in comments) when new ones are found.

New double tap anywhere on rant for ++1 is a game changer. Real cool. Great work @dfox @trogus

"I wish I could browse devRant at work"

Well wish no more!

http://www.jsrant.com/

@dfox will I have my third entry on the projects page? 😇

everything has a terrible api unless you made it yourself

Fuck printers

I've finally achieved "Inbox NaN" .. Thank you Google!!

Very Honest

Very true for me at least ^_^

GUYS I FINALLY FINISHED A PERSONAL PROJECT today is a good day.

http://halfofpi.xyz

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I don't always test my code...😬😬😬

When suddenly I have no idea what I'm doing with the code

We use to code together...

Next weekend is our marriage. Bless us. 😊

PM: Can you give me an estimate for this clearly simple task?
Dev: Agreed, it is a simple task. 10 hours.
PM: ??
Dev: 2 hours to implement, 8 hours to discover the GOD FOR SAKEN ISSUE THAT ALWAYS COMES UP ON THESE SEEMINGLY SIMPLE TASKS!! WTF!!! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME????

Beer glass for programmers.. I need that 😂

Truth.

London underground has higher frequency than you

//TODO: rant

Slept for two hours tonight because of my baby girl... I've been staring at the same piece of code for an hour or so.. Had 2 double espressos.. Didn't work.. Ppl talking to me and im like...

Forgot my headphones, I can already guess how my day is going to be.

I might have to try talking...

When you open Microsoft edge for the first time just to download chrome...

living dangerously!