Please make the UI intuitive, OK? Sure thing, boss

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Not feeling like ranting alot
Tho I have lots to rantabout

What is wrong with me

Shared screen with a client over Skype. Showed them in Postman that their API wasn't working as expected. It was expecting a json. Instead it was giving error code 400 instead of 200.
Message :
"Error: No error. All OK"

I'll never forget the words of the client:

"Don't use all this fancy software, you don't know how to call APIs, open Internet Explorer or chrome and paste it in the bar. You'll see All OK, means all is okay."

*insert you dense mf meme here*

Every once in a while I am fiddling with javascript or springboot.
To remind me the reasons why I have switched to Python.

Chief Innovation Officer? Is that a literal bullshit position?

WHY THE FUCK DOES MY MESSAGING APP NEED LOCATION PERMISSION? I HAD REVOKED IT AND NOW IT WONT WORK UNLESS I DO SO! FFS!

Javascript makes me want to flip
the table and say "Fuck this shit", but
I can never be sure what "this" refers
to.

Project Lead in the morning: This one story needs to be finished till 2pm for the QA department.

Me: No problem, everything is finished and there is only one test case open. It should be finished in no time.

Also me: Spends 7 hours of intensive lagacy code debugging to find out why this shit isn't working sometimes. Try to fix it, broke some other things. Retested all cases and found 3 other minor bugs. End of the day, story is still not finished.

Now: Project Lead is mad, QA guy is mad, I am mad.

Conclusion: I hate debugging legacy code and I never again trust the last open test case!!

How to fix an error?

Just comment out the code in the actual framework which throws the error, than fixing your code.😂😂

Me: Buy a cover for my phone online.
Google: Let's bomb him with ads about phone covers for 2+ months..

Great

Maybe i could help

Worst part about getting a new laptop: losing all my stickers

Best part of getting a new laptop: New Stickers!