the only gf I ve ever known was in Vim

lol. this shit is real

C vs python

yeahhh that's right motherfcukerrs, we live in 2018 where gender is no longer a radio button option

Fucking long week at work.. but its not all bad. Facebook stock tanking makes up for it. Bahaha fuck em

Today at work while reading legacy code:

do {
...
} while(false)

Wanna cry and laugh at the same time

I hate having to optimize for mobile, but hate visiting sites not optimized for mobile.

Being a sysadmin, it's pretty difficult to get around the whole development of front-end stuff.. positioning, scaling, and everything... I hate it. So many ideas but only the ability to make the back-end and if it involves electronics that as well as networking. But building a pretty UI is beyond me... I love hating on all the frameworks and Node, but in all honesty.. front-end people, I kind of envy you 😅

If I have headphones in
and I'm intentionally away from everyone
and it looks like I'm working
and you want to talk to me

Here's some advice:
DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME.

If you're curious why, I've compiled a list of points:

1) DON'T
2) FUCKING
3) TALK
4) TO
5) ME

Also, see Fig. 1 below:

(Fig. 1)
| DONT
| FUCKING
|
| TALK
| TO
|
| ME
---------------------------------------
Don't fucking talk to me!

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with chrome!

The real debugger.

This one 😂😂😂😂

Expressing my inner nerd through my t-shirt choices.

1. Exporting fat jar
2. Transferring to cluster using WinSCP
3. Running it in the cluster.
4. Find a small bug.
5. Repeat

I HATE IT

I wonder if Bill Gates actually wants to donate someone money, will it still end up in spam.

Never gonna git you up
Never gonna pull you down
Never gonna fork away
it's a bad day!

Never gonna git you up
Never gonna commit again
Never gonna get issues
That's how it goes