Rofl😂😂😂

rofl 🤣

40% of AI start ups don't use AI.

BIG DATA reality..

Rofl : during the movie.
Source: Linux inside

Rubber duck company meeting in 1998:
Okay folks, our sales are plummeting, we need new ideas... NOW!

Employee: Let's brainwash developers! Make them think our ducks magically solve their debugging issues....

Other employees: *rofl*

CEO: Brilliant, let's do that.

I definitelly need this! Invention of the year. :D

Holy Shitee 😵

LOL! ROFL!

Rofl!!!

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with chrome!

How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

If you've ever contemplated suicide, Microsoft is there to help.

TikTok's rating dropped from 4.5 to 1.3 stars in 3 days in India. TikTok owners surely will be cursing the stupid TikToker who waged the war between TikTok and Youtube xD

If you don't know how to explain about your software, but you want to be featured in Forbes (or other shitty sites) as quickly as possible, copy this:

I am proud that this software used high-tech technology and algorithms such as blockchain, AI (artificial intelligence), ANN (Artificial Neural Network), ML (machine learning), GAN (Generative Adversarial Network), CNN (Convolutional Neural Network), RNN (Recurrent Neural Network), DNN (Deep Neural Network), TA (text analysis), Adversarial Training, Sentiment Analysis, Entity Analysis, Syntatic Analysis, Entity Sentiment Analysis, Factor Analysis, SSML (Speech Synthesis Markup Language), SMT (Statistical Machine Translation), RBMT (Rule Based Machine Translation), Knowledge Discovery System, Decision Support System, Computational Intelligence, Fuzzy Logic, GA (Genetic Algorithm), EA (Evolutinary Algorithm), and CNTK (Computational Network Toolkit).

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This is what u get when u trust your teammates on a group project.
Not my fav function, but I was rofl when I saw it 😂
That is, until the frustration of working in a group kicked in

ROFL 🤣🤣

Rofl. Used this saying at work. Writing software is like having a child. Make one mistake and you have to support it for the next eighteen years

What to do with this bug?

Waiting in front of the office with my boss, cause neither of us has a key with him x)

You know you are not normal and way outside of this world when you shake your head up and down, and get convinced while you read about new definitions on existing words ON A FUCKING SATURDAY!

Performance tuning Jetty ? On Windows ?? Seriously ??? ROFL...

Gods are always looking out for me.

I got up at 4am to finish the work.
The meeting is at 9am.
So Gods turn the power off at 6am.
They want me to learn my lesson.
They just want me to plan ahead, manage my time and task wisely.
They just want me to become a better being.
They keep teaching me at every possible opportunities.

Yes, I understood. Yes.
But you know what, Gods?

Fuck you. Big fat ugly smelly fuck you. I can't tell you all to go die because you all are immortal and shit. So fuck you. I will never manage my time. I will always work at anytime anyhow I like. You think you can teach me? LMFAO. LOL. ROFL. You will never win. I will survive all the pain and shit. I will do what I like. So fuck you.

By the way, for anyone that gets a "lol" from me, I really mean I'm laughing out loud. I don't like being dishonest with these stuff.

Like when I'm in classes and message something funny to a classmate and he replies "rofl", I really expect him to be rolling on the floor laughing but fuck, he's there sitting with a perfect pose without even a smirk on his face. Next time you rofl at me, motherfucker, I expect you to be rolling in the floor. ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.

So appreciate my lols please. I mean them. I lol in the subway, my car, in classes and the bathroom. I'm sincere with them.

Hey Ranters..am new year...(here)...got u a cool way to propose your crush...this valentines day..(S.t Valentines...rOfL).

use this python code to impress ur crush in 11 lines..p.S use trunket if it does not work on a regular compiler

make sure u are cool enough to pull this off..because this can be the reason for u being singlee lamo

from turtle import *
color('red')
begin_fill()
pensize(3)
left(50)
forward(133)
circle(50,200)
right(140)
circle(50,200)
forward(13)
end_fill()

!rant

What TV show or movie or what ever is that you watch and find yourself ROFL ?

I wonder is our customer's tech somewhere here.
Dude, you're great... Not... Just kidding. You are awesome!
ROFL:)