I found the greatest stackoverflow comment:

Me fixing bugs

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

See the developer!!!

Craziest deadline I've ever had...

Task: Patch 193 machines
Environment:
- no configuration/patch management
- no knowledge of the machines
- no contact info/application owners

...timeframe...do it today!

Here's the winner...do we have credentials for these machines? Ha, nope.

Not a rant but I've been wanting to do this for a while now. Added some rgb mood lighting to my desk that's connected to a Raspberry Pi. Making a web interface next to change colors/set modes remotely :D

Guess the song..??

Upgrading the framework.

When the boss likes the site you designed :)

New stickers or devRant goggles...

I know this is starting to get old, but...

Am I the only one here doing this? (especially when the internet is down)

You have done a great job!! Thanks for delivering the project on time. It is exactly what I asked for. I will ask for no changes and I will pay you right away.

Said no client ever.

When you +1 one of your colleagues rants on devRant and realise the whole senior Dev team is on here. Hmmmm.

And then there is this beauty...

Frontend developer != full stack developer... Employers don't know shit.