Finished my first year of Software Dev. today. It's been tough but I got through it. Does the questioning of this career path ever stop?

My reaction seeing my own App code after 4 years !

My biggest distraction seems to be when I notice other problems in the code I'm fixing/modifying. I then spend too long putting things right!

Tell people you love them every day because you don't know when it will be the last time.
But more importantly, don't forget to "git push" every day, because you never know when your laptop is about to die, taking with him those last commits. RIP my friend.

Every single time I visit my family during holidays they expect one to fix their computer/smartphone/printer/whateverFuckingShittyIOT-Device... Just printed them postcards this time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also: Hello devRant! Just been reading here for a week and every single day was full of gold - Thanks :)

Hello! I am Johnny Knoxville and tonight on Jackass...we test in prod with no back out plan in place...and then I will glue Bam's hand to his dick while he's sleeping.

I use BitBucket, not GitHub, but I can't add it to my profile because the repo section only accepts GitHub.

What is the use of this disagree button.

Vi cheat sheet by bell labs.
Not so hard anymore.
Credits nixcraft.

When you want a stress ball but can't think of a good rant

I like the settings page on devRant web version. Minimalistic, straight & says only 2 things:

- Get out.
- Get the fuck out.

Coding without internet acces is like doing chemistry without a periodic table.

When it's time to go into evil mode

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

I have a screenshot(!) of data I am supposed to import into a database... Visible in the screenshot is also A FUCKING BUTTON THAT SAYS "EXPORT TO EXCEL" !!! 👿

I am Root