Now I can finally debug!

What do we say to the java update?

The only macbook air I can afford

credits : 9gags

😂😂👍

Frodo is a Hobbit. Are 8 Frodos one Hobbyte?

Today I started work on a new project that contains a lot of legacy. I asked the developers about unit testing javascript and was told that not only is there none in place, but it's not worth adding any in.

At first, I grimaced and thought fair enough. This is their codebase, it's their choice. I've now been thinking about this for a few hours and have instead decided that screw those guys, I'm adding in a testing framework, a module pattern that's compatible with the existing code, and unit testing the crap out of it. If they don't want it they can refactoring it out, but I can't bring myself to intentionally deliver code I know is crap.

I WILL FORCE CODE QUALITY ON THEM.

Someone just called me a hipster for using Ubuntu o_O

The Absolutely True Story of a Real Programmer Who Never Learned C.

I have a young friend named Sam who is quite a programming prodigy. Sam does know C! I need to make this clear: he’s not the titular programmer.
But a couple years ago Sam told me a story about a different programmer who never learned C, and I liked it so much that right on the spot I asked his permission to repeat it. (I could never just steal such a tale.)
Sam wasn’t always a programmer—actually he started in his later teens, in part because he was more of a jock, and in part because he was related to programmers and wanted to do his own thing. But, like all great programmers, once he was bitten by the bug he immersed himself completely in it.
One day Sam happened to be talking programming with his uncle, who was also a programmer but from way, way back.
“Hey,” said Sam, “I’m learning this language called C. You must know a lot of languages, did you ever study C?”
“No,” said the uncle, to Sam’s surprise. “I am one of the very few programmers who never had to learn C.”
“Because I wrote it.”
Oh, Sam’s last name is Ritchie.
What I love about this story is the idea of Dennis waiting Sam’s entire life to deliver this zinger. Just imagine sitting on a line that good, watching your nephew grow up and waiting, waiting until the one day he finally starts learning to code. Did he work on the line in his head at night? Like, “Hmm, how should I word it so I can deliver the punch line perfectly? Should I say ‘I never took a class on C?’ Nah, too awkward…”
The great thing about geniuses is how much effort they put into everything.

Courtesy : Wil Shiply.

Committing is always a hard job. Whether it's Relationship or GitHub.

That feeling when you spend hours trying to fix something, only to give up.

Then you come back he next day and find you were missing a comma...

she is good in debugging.... <3

guess it.

decided to install 2 new apps a few days ago. This was the first and the other was enki.

so um. here ya go: MATSU674

Why I love my programming job 😂✋

last night someone explained meditation to me as cache invalidation for your mind

Git is my best co-worker. Can't count the number of times he has saved my projects.

"That's ok... to test the app I'll just have my daughter play with it. She just clicks stuff randomly... basically like our users" my CEO is actually pretty awesome

One of my project managers wanted a feature where the user can save over files without having to delete all information of the previous file and that they could go through previous versions. So I told him, "Okay, what you want is a versioning system." Then he proceeded to say no and describe the exact same thing as a versioning system. I wanted to yell at him that that's exactly what he wanted but kept my mouth shut because there is no point in continuing the conversation.

Happy 25th birthday, Linux! Here's your fucking cake, go ahead and compile it yourself!

I gave this so called web developer username and password to ssh into our server. This is his reply:

"Hey we tried to log into your server. We are getting permission error. Please fix that"

Me: Sure, can you tell me how are you trying to connect?

"We tried to ssh like this: ssh root@xxx.com"

Me (in my mind): WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING ROOT FOR!?!

For my Scrum PM ...

Based on a comic by Safely Endangered

Reason to break up?

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

😂😂😂😂

I had a problem and I tried to solve it with regex. So now I have two problems.

Well, I just want a stress ball lol

Google recursive and ++ if you understand Google's rant!! Lets see how many can get it :D

I decided to start learning about hadoop... I found a great, free tutorial, but it expects me to know python. ...well it looks like I'm learning two things at once.

just might have optimised myself away by recommending a software to my boss which does 90% of the tools i'm maintaining right now...wondering if i will still be in this chair next year

My girlfriend said "Go to the store and buy a carton of milk and if they have eggs, get six."
I came back with 6 cartons of milk. She asked "why in the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"

"They had eggs"