@black-kite Are you two ex lovers or something? Why you so mad…

Don’t get too emotionally caught up in it. Try to do 80% of the work with plans to incorporate best practices or additional items later but just make it deliverable enough to keep the monarchy happy.. they clearly don’t care and just want to see the shiny shit sadly.

I see you walk the path to enlightenment…

@b2plane It’s pretty straightforward to keep a backlog on there and then you can organise them into sprints or just assign tasks in order of priority.
Just examine your current workflow and edit your statuses to match for now. Then the hardest part of your job is getting quality tasks in there… Unless you’re the only one putting them in.

It’s now Saturday. Is everything on fire yet?

You’re shittin me?!

@boombodies Leadership is great. Management is not… you led. 👊🏼

Allllll of our dev requirements were handed down from high above in PowerPoints. Always PowerPoints.
I hate them.

You need to take a break. Get outside for a bit.. no technology, just your feet on some grass or sand, fresh air and god for a walk or something. You’ll feel better and then you can smash it

Put thundercunts name in the tickets blockers section.

Gold. Absolute gold.. 😂

Did you take my old job when I left?

I feel your pain. Move on before it leaves you in a hole.

I’m somewhat inspired by this.

Cunts.

@IntrusionCM How is FTP insecure when it’s supposed to be unsecured?
Yeah.. http is good but FTP does what it’s supposed to do without the extra bullshit.

@dotenvironment Please tell me it’s all in writing.

@catgirldev 😂
“Explorer.exe has stopped working”

I take it the new leadership you’re under didn’t take away the old one..

@joewilliams007 Hydrogen for the win

@Linux Not with that attitude 😆

Did you draw this instead of looking through everything?

I’ve had this. Just colour pick it from the screenshot, put that in and get on with your day. It’ll be a problem later but the less fucks you give in some cases the easier work life is with the office donkeys.

@AmyShackles Mushroom hat

@lbfalvy To stab the hand of the coworker that touches your screen?

@Vetpetmon Technically speaking, practically everything is supported under Linux. Your client fucked up.. and again when they chose Arch.

@joewilliams007 What distro?

@Root yewww! That’s great news.

On the plus side, if they’re bullying you and there’s no proof. There’s also no proof of you ignore them haha.

Glad you’re under a new manager though. 🤙🏼

Kill it with fire.

There was actually a couple of people here who do. Wish I could remember their names though….

@Root So, to put it simply, she’s incompetent and no matter what she’s thrown at you, you’re too good and she’s not winning. Literally talk to HR and then cease all excess communication with her with a collated email of all her requests of you. Then CC in any superiors so they can see what an unreasonable piece of shit she is.