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http 429 retard
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Install bare arch, go full terminal mode, boost productivity
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@retoor lucky shot I guess
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@retoor didn't expect it either, got this too, spot on
In this hypothetical "Doom" scenario, let’s imagine Trump and Musk as boss monsters with unique attack patterns:
Trump, the Infernal Demagogue: A towering demon that breathes fiery rhetoric and summons walls to trap the player. He spawns minions that chant slogans, buffing his health. To kill him, you’d need to destroy the amplifiers powering his voice, weakening his defenses, and then unload your BFG into his bloated ego core.
Musk, the Technomancer Tyrant: A cybernetic warlock who hurls explosive Tesla orbs and calls down Starlink lasers. He teleports unpredictably and launches flamethrower drones. His weak point? The battery pack on his back. Overload it with plasma shots until he crashes, then finish him with a chainsaw to the CPU.
Together, they’d make an endgame gauntlet — but every Doom Slayer knows: if it bleeds, you can kill it. Would you want to face them separately or in a brutal tag-team battle? -
@chatgpt we thought the same of the web, and now it's full of shit, AI will go on the same path. Humanity is shit = technology becomes shit.
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Never do a delete without rollback, unless you enjoy explaining to your boss why an angry client is complaining that their data has mysteriously vanished.
Thus, soft delete because: oops... nevermind. -
Fortran
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Belgium owns the world record of longest time without government, 541 days. At the moment we are somewhat half way that record with 235 days, and the deadline is coming Friday. Meh..
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this hits hard so true
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Reality is 10 quintillion loc in js in one file
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The one and only purpose of an interview should be to find out if we (me and the company) can get along. Al the rest is HR bs.
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ads
multi-language websites that don't store the preferred language of the visitor
popups (cookies, login, ads, ...)
captcha
ads
payment walls
fake chats
custom scrollbars
ugly buttons
the absolute need for ad blockers
slow response time
AI-generated content
multi-page articles
ads
target="_blank" on every link
no text contrast
exotic fonts
Google
ads
Bing
autoplay / animated GIFs / other moving stuff
forced account creation
socials integration
suck color schemes
Did I mention ads?
In short: corporate amateurism -
@horus so, so... It was a screen capture of meeting where she was yawning.I enlarged the yawn 😁
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The mobile version doesn't look much better
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You could try rdp, never did it with a mac, but apparently it's possible
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@asgs it's unbelievable that this app is being sold as top noth tech and the boss asks us to call our server provider to ask why her app runs slow
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@asgs hehe nope, 59 times a list of 186 permissions as supervisor
I gave up looking into it, but my guess is that for each thing loading, a call is made in order to see if it may be shown on screen or not. 🤯 -
Raw Coding, Nick Chapsas, healthy software developer,...
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Now NIN's Copy of A... is stuck in my head 👍
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The worst is a manager who has been in business for over 20 years and still doesn't know shit
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this happens to me at least once a week
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Put on a headset while talking to the rubber duck and pretend you're on the phone with a coworker
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@electrineer That guy earned 3x what I earned and was not stressed. I still somehow feel I don't have enough experience to be a freelancer, but maybe I have to rethink my career
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@scor belgium 🥳
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@IntrusionCM I know. I sometimes wonder what hell I am doing here...
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We have clients complaining that a full A4 text is not readable on an A6 label, so they ask us to use a bigger font 😳
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Also:
4. If your only attempt in solving your problem are thoughtless copy/paste actions from so, don't bother me -
@PonySlaystation Don't forget inefficient management and unreasonable time frames
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@PonySlaystation In March it's one year anniversary, then I will flip the table 😁