Why do we programmers/IT-guys have this sticker fetish? I love them...

Wow yesterday I just got this app and now I'm already at +52 and my stickers should be on their way. Love this app!!!

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

I actually took the time to explain to a recruiter that java != JavaScript... He told me they were similar enough... I put it in terms he'd understand: "If you want to make money, you need to understand that they are not similar. If you keep saying they are and send your clients a dev with no java experience, you'll lose clients. if you send devs to a place that's looking for something they don't know, you'll lose devs. Your pitch reeks of desperation and you'll be out of the business within a year unless you actually start listening to the people who know the tech."

I almost felt bad, but... He kept pushing when I said no, haha.

That moment when you have an idea for a project and you spend all your time on setting up the environment, then your realize it is a stupid idea.

So this just really happend

If I'm coding with earphones on and you need help, feel free to tap me on the shoulder.
Once the earphones are off and I'm coding, wait till I'm wearing then again!

Anyone else just watch people try to use a computer and just wonder

What happened to common sense

Yes I am a computer science major; No I'm not volunteering to be your IT guy.

Those who eat Indian food will understand ;)

trolling the talent acquisition

Spiders are only Web developers

that are happy to find bugs

Writing some experimental test software. Consider calling it Jude, after saint Jude (look it up) and then wonder, is there a patron saint of software development/testing?

There should be...

C++ vs C

when ur coding move to paper

Delivery date is tomorrow!

Languages without semicolon and curly brackets feel weird.

Spec writing, necessary evil 😬

My boss: "Do you ever like, not be on the computer?"

Me: " it's my job"

Boss: "oh shit you right. My bad"

God + Work = Success

That Moment when you struggle to get your Webpack config running on Windows, while it's works perfectly on linux.
And after hours of asking Google for help, which brings you no step further, it suddenly starts working. WTF??

after an all nighter, I walked in at about 10:30am and unloaded a small bag of groceries on my desk I got to restock the community fridge. Boss walks up, "WTF?!? NO BEER?!?" Slams his credit card on my desk and walks away...

I was talking with some of my co-workers about the rise of all these package managers (and one I came across for Windows), and this thought occurred in my silly head:

I'm a project manager now. Hello from the other side, bitches!

When a rant reminds you of a feature that ends up solving a huge issue in the system you are working on. Thank you devRant!!

decided to spice up the error message for lost network connectivity...

I want my son to be a developer when i will get married

A man starts choking in restaurant, the waiter yells out "is anyone a doctor?"

On the other side of the room a man jumps up and yells "I'm a vim user".

How do I keep my boss from pitching WordPress to clients?

I keep thinking it's Friday :(