so true!!

dev1: "I wish I could craft something physical, something I can hold."

dev2: "Just print off one of your websites."

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
Bjarne Stroustrup

Have you ever committed to an impossible deadline simply because your client would have been completely FUCKED if you didn't?

this would have been remotely doable if the existing code base that was handed over was just mildly reasonable. But how could this shit ever have worked the first time?!

Gilfoyle would just have said no. Why can't I be more like Gilfoyle >.<

there's nothing we can do about that!

When you and your wife are competing for the highest ++ score in Devrant

Times when typos have literally wasted several of your hours..

When you've been too busy to keep up to date with the code and finally look at what the the junior dev has produced

"Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day; teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime." - David Leinweber

When you see a comment like this in your codebase:

// I don't know what it does, but touching it will break it!

programmers true meaning.

When your client starts creating "bugs" for things that are not implemented yet... aaarghhh

People gotta start understanding this!

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold