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Webdeveloper based in Frankfurt, Germany
Skills

jquery, js, html, css, less, php, sql, xml, xhtml
Location

Frankfurt am Main, Germany

Joined devRant on 6/3/2016

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80% of coding is just staring at the code thinking about how to implement a particular feature into the code...

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Backend engineer doing frontend. The eternal struggle of centering an object.

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Jaja so true

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I've had this amazing piece of advice as my Desktop wallpaper ever sense it popped up on r/programmerHumor. I mean I still don't write clean code, but now I know to be prepared for the fucker!

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Normal people have side chicks
Developers have side projects

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but.....

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how do functions break up ?

well, they stop calling each other😝😝😝😝

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When life gives you lemons, develop an app that sells lemons.

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...stackoverflow is offline...

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The hardest part of starting a new project... finding a good name and having a domain available for it.

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Treat your employees right...

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i have seen a lot of people like this.

p.s. i need the devRant sticker😁😁😁 help me out.

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When PM don't listen, no fuks was given by us devs.

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that moment you fix the bug that was unfixable

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The "WTF is wrong with the code" mug mark.

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Ever visit a site/web app that's so bad you want to build them a new one for free?

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programmers pickup lines

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Programming Fact

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This is what happend to me

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Just signed a job contract 😁

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True......

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Near future

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I found a bug in my sleep...what has programming done to me !?

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hackers are there in every form

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This is way too true.

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I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

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About Brexit.

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Tabs > Spaces

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Spent 20 minutes on the phone to our server center in india spelling letter for letter who I was and what the issue is.
Finally she says: "Send me an email."
Me: "I did, you are calling me remember?"

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"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. " After a day like today, I thought my self-esteem would need this quote.

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