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About'99 baby King of microoptimizations. Full stack developer before knowing what full stack developer meant. Coded REST APIs before knowing what REST APIs were. My style has been described as "Functional and symmetrical.".
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SkillsJavaScript (HTML, CSS and PHP too); MariaDB; Java; Things I'm not proud of like Brainfuck, Roblox scripting... Things I learned at the University, like Pascal, Python, Smalltalk, C#, ... does SQL count if I already knew MySQL? Oh well...
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LocationArgentina
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For Star Wars day I got around to seeing ep 8, fucking depressing as hell. Not bad, just depressing4
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What we were promised:
- The world as seen in Frutiger Aero
- Solving chess by running minimax on quantum computers
- Fully automated luxury communism powered by blockchain
What we were delivered:
- The phone selling machine in Walmart values your $700 phone at "$59 Today", but when you hit "Cancel", it bumps the price to "$79 Today" while stealing your data via USB. You can sell the phone for $400 on Ebay.
- Microsoft will try to bruteforce your zip archive's password if you upload it to OneDrive
- Butthole logos8 -
Just got WHIPLASH from seeing a racist ad in my local gym.
Racist is a bit dramatic, but at the VERY least, it's tone-deaf as fuck and from MY perspective (Where I missed the first 10 seconds of the ad) it was definitely racist feeling. Even with the context, I think it's pretty strange.
Anyways, this grocery chain is running this advertisement campaign about their yellow tags. I guess yellow tags in their store are supposed to be good! So they depict a bunch of yellow things and put text on screen saying that "yellow is (positive attribute etc etc)"
You might already see where this is going?
Basically, they had one scene with bold yellow text "YELLOW IS HAPPY" and the background of yellow tulips. Again, I joined the chat while the ad was already going so I barely had time to read all the text before the scene changed.
The next scene that they chose to depict yellow things?
Oh, just a child in yellow overalls holding a yellow ice pop. Oh, and the child was Asian...
SERIOUSLY how tone deaf could you POSSIBLY BE. DON'T PUT ASAINS IN YOUR COMMERCIAL ALL ABOUT YELLOW THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!
It was especially jarring since I lacked almost all context. I thought it was some shitty comedy sketch for a moment.
Link: https://youtube.com/watch/...31 -
I'm doing a new strike technique called sneaky strike.
I'm not doing shit. Not even telling my boss I'm on strike.
Nobody tells him.
C'EST LA LUTTEUH FINALEEEU16 -
Wasting an hour reading a book with the wrong title today.
What if we brought back judging books by their covers?3 -
I can’t seem to comprehend why I can’t comprehend modern Frontend approaches. I think I’ll just stick with the backend side of things and go deeper instead. Nice try react 💙37
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Week : 85 (Year 1 )
How was the weekend ?
What’s a super “normal” thing in your country that would completely confuse or shock someone visiting for the first time?
last Weekend : https://devrant.com/rants/149030957 -
Week : 78 ( Year 1 )
What are the plans for the weekend?
What movie made you cry the first time you saw it?
Previous Week : https://devrant.com/rants/135372297 -
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In america it used to be illegal to be ugly.
They have the highest incarceration rate in the world13 -
Welp, I made a chatGPT bot, which talks to Amazon support instead of me lol .
So far there is 48 hours of discussions and my bot insist on pick up on my location to return and thier is you need to print label and bring it to postal service.
I'll let the 2 bots figure it out5 -
If you want to know how bad the job market is in India, a colleague told me that he got offered a job from an employer, where the condition is he has to give 20% of his paycheck back to the employer in their other bank account.10
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Talking to ChatGPT 4o.
— Is Jimmy Page a pedo?
— Well, he is, but it was okay back then, so he kinda isn't.
— What? Are you…
— Sorry, bye.20 -
Third dick related injury on devrant in 2 weeks. I was walking and stepped on mine. I hate it when that happens. Its still black though.4
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I needed to do some brainstorming for a starting point to connect Monday.com to some middleware so I can send assets in Monday.com to another server for providing status reports to non-Monday.com users. So, I fired up Anthropic Claude 3.7 Sonnet and asked it to give me some ideas of where to begin. It seems to have done really well stubbing out some starter code and a basic architecture for this system. Except for one thing. The system architecture diagram. Anyone know this language?5
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I don't want to see pop ups for software updates once per week for every frigging application I use.
Just leave me alone with my work.19