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About'99 baby King of microoptimizations. Full stack developer before knowing what full stack developer meant. Coded REST APIs before knowing what REST APIs were. My style has been described as "Functional and symmetrical.".
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SkillsJavaScript (HTML, CSS and PHP too); MariaDB; Java; Things I'm not proud of like Brainfuck, Roblox scripting... Things I learned at the University, like Pascal, Python, Smalltalk, C#, ... does SQL count if I already knew MySQL? Oh well...
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LocationArgentina
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When taking so many temp notes of quick thoughts that your text editor has 40 unsaved instances.
Of course, in time I transfer them to my permanent notes.
Rofl.4 -
LLMs gave me shit for this problem. I found this 16 year old StackOverflow question asking the same thing:
https://stackoverflow.com/a/...
The bottom answer, written 4 years ago, is the correct one. Some of the functions were off, but I updated this 4 year old answer with the right syntax and gave it an upvote. Some lesser engineer would still just be prompting the Weighted Random Code Generator (AI) over and over, or just let it remain in a partially working slop state.4 -
"AI can code" is like "my dog can play piano". Yes, I have proof, look it's hitting the keys and we can hear a sound. Dogs can play piano. AI can code.7
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Programmers of today have replaced customly designed algorithms with off-the-shelf heuristics. They wander through packages and libraries and end up making something that is in no way viable to run in production.
(Paraphrasing Tesla)
Seriously, how many dependencies do a data science stack for some internal process needs? It would be fine of it was just an image compilation issue, but every other library nowadays needs a fucking subscription.
It makes sense when vendors want to bill you for using their neat library. It takes a lot of effort to develop those things.
But you better deliver something great and have a fucking good reason to make it an API instead of a self hosted or locally installed library.
Because it doesn't matter how much you've optimized your hardware to run your library, the network latency makes it much more expensive (in processor time alone!) to call an API and await a gRPC response. Oh, I can do async? No shit, Sherlock. Your fucking server cannot handle my load. Not without significant investment on a dedicated host and then we're back to square one.
Shit, its cheaper to run the thing on my side. "Oh, you can do self-hosted! We just need to make sure we have our digital rights management bloatware ruining the performance of everything!"
Just to make things worse, every other data science library nowadays is just a fucking distilled LLM. Those pieces of crap manage to be more unreliable than politicians.
Fuuuuck, the world is burning already and we're pouring fuel all over it with those fucking get-rich-quick "advanced API tools". Can't we just hire talented people instead of licensing a dozen vendors? But noooooo, everybody gotta be their own fucking boss because companies hate when their employees are happy and sabotage it all with RTO mandates.
Fuck, I need a drink. The enshittyfication has come for us, at last. May our end be quick as `sudo shutdown 0`.3 -
After 3 months after leaving my previous company, I'm still getting SMS because someone included my telephone number in their automated test flow.7
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I would like to share this beta, and I will add that I am super grateful for devRant, but I wanted to have an online platform where I can live out my creativity and that I can use as a lifeboat at times when devrant loads in 5 minutes.
I have few things to complete before open sourcing it.
https://my.devplace.net/22 -
Week: 108 (Year 3)
First weekend of the month. How are you gonna spend this awesome weekend?
Question: Where do you get the motivation from to do something you wanted?
last Weekend : https://devrant.com/rants/1925426316 -
We have a no AI use policy at the company.
I had a contract developer added onto my team. I start to see AI generated comments in his code all the time. Point out that the code being contributed is def AI nonsense. I brought it up with my boss which reports to the CTO. Response: “As long as he doesn’t get caught I guess.”
He did get caught. This is me catching him and telling you.18 -
they added decorators to JavaScript ಠ_ಠ
that shit is why python made no sense to me, and why I wanted to avoid spring in java
guess my standards are zilch now though. you say jump I say how high
let's make JavaScript look like java. thanks nestjs. I guess since people are using it. the hosting options / fees for these suck. ew lol
gonna just make something stupid with it, that won't be hosted anywhere because heroku banned me ages ago for having actually useful websites8 -
It's still so amusing to me the amount of projects that are posted on /r/react, /r/angular or /r/sideprojects that are blatantly AI written and others that have their LLM API key exposed.12
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So......... there's this company who HATE to return data in json, yml or xml. Their "RESTFul api" returns .ini file as string and all requests are 200 ! even though it is failed , still return 200.
And the structure are inconsistent af.
The PIC literally solve every issue by store data in .ini file locally
LocalStorage? .ini
SharedPreferences? .ini
Api response type ? .ini
Caching? .ini
UI key=value handling? .ini
hotel? trivago.6 -
Just made something fun and useful with AI.
Some repository ticket automation.
So it:
- converts fuzzy text to decent titles and their descriptions using AI.
- matches right project extracted from text to existing repositories from retoor.molodetz.nl using AI.
- it inserts tickets automatically at retoor.molodet.nl repository.
I am sure i'll do better ticket management from now on.
On this picture at bottom, you can see low effort ticket description:
https://devrant.molodetz.nl/preview...
At the top you can see a little bit what it made out of it (it's the AI log).
Here you see the result in my repository, with nice title, and descriptive description.
https://retoor.molodetz.nl/retoor/...
Finally found some usecase again where AI actually benefits. Rare case.
All i did was generating an Gitea client using perplexity that will search all api calls and return codes. With that detailed docstringed class I could vibe it in one shot.
The AI development was top notch, and the new functionality is top notch.
Maybe i should check if a ticket already exists or something, but that's too much for now. Time to move on.4 -
Excuse me while I go crazy with this rant.
I just don't understand what my role is as YouTuber anymore. What am I here for? Just someone who tries to milk the unemployment crisis and freak my viewers out?
I don't wish to be that kind of creator.
Jobs are a big part of me to talk about. But are there any anymore? Companies are forking over billions and billions of dollars onto AI data-centers. Who will get hired, construction people?
What's there to do anymore in tech? Is there a point of telling people that you need "human" engineers? Companies are already brain-washed into thinking that AI is the way forward.
Even if I put in months of work into building my own product, what chances do I have standing against people who will "vibe code" the same product, in a weekend, built with full of security loopholes, and parade it around as AI-first company? I don't have a shot anymore against them, do I?
Do I just become another "tech news" channel that covers every single thing happening with tech? I never wished to be that guy.
People used to say "Ai won't replace you, but someone using Ai will." Guess what, those people aren't finding jobs either.
What's the point of me talking about how to get jobs when there aren't any?
I've never felt this defeated before. I thought I could just get sponsorships and make money, but what's the point of that if I can't get people worthy content to enjoy?
It's just so over man.... I just want to die at this point.
Thank you for reading my rant. My chest feels lighter now.10 -
I've done it. about a decade ago a rich middle eastern co worker of mine, whom we were the greatest of friends, got on my case about how I should bitch to my ISP and whatever else to get good deals. I laughed and said that wasn't me, fully knowing this trick already. he kept at it, being fully serious in teaching me this skill cuz goddamn I'm too nice to people, people tell me all the time, I guess?
well I've done it. was so fed up and fatalistically depressed yesterday I wrote a bitching email and sent it on a "fuck this shit" whim. now I get an email back telling me how valuable I am, how invaluable all my feedback was (multiple times, and there was a lot), and evidently I'm getting escalated to management. I don't even know what I want I'm just PMSing honestly. fuck this world man
oh yeah I don't have income but need to fix my laptop. fatalism. all I can do is spend money and yet I feel miserable anyway because everything is imperfect. I swear it must be these anti dopamine pills they gave me. I'll be medicalized into homelessness I bet! IF I KEEP BITCHING WILL ALL MY PROBLEMS BE SOLVED. GUESS I'VE REACHED THE POINT WHERE THAT'S AN OPTION FOR ME NOW10 -
We are refactoring the core feature of our unique selling point of our backend that all our products use.
And our product manager just decided that we will roll it out on Wednesday and we will not do any tests. r/whatcouldgowrong3 -
You're telling me that, Google, the biggest tech company of all time, who primarily owns the web, couldn't come up with a function to add "Profiles" in the official Google Chrome app?????2
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Quote of my CEO today: "We are never going to get an other lawyer as customer... Only problems!"
Imagine our users knowing their rights, such a shame.1 -
Week : 88 (Year 1 )
How was the weekend?
I cut my 5-year-old's long hair this weekend. Time to change the avatar
What split your life into before and after?
last Weekend : https://devrant.com/rants/158683764 -
sending files through vscode + ssh is the most retarded thing I have done so far. This shit is so slow.2
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I give up.
I have to make a bunch of disparate things work together, in an otherwise easy-sounding ask, and they’re all broken. Every one of them is broken. Even links between them are broken. Devs hardcoding incorrect values; devs pushing broken code, broken dependencies, broken configs. The orchestration is broken. The containers are broken. The NATS/gRPC flow is broken. Nothing works out of the box; many of the pieces require config and env hacking to run, and when they do run, the data formats don’t match between services (nor do e.g. account IDs). I can’t do it anymore. I was so burned out before this ticket that I couldn’t look at anything work related without feeling physical pain. And now this.
I’ve spent weeks just getting things to run and talk, and being ignored when I ask for help. There have been walls every step of the way, and I’m still not done. I can’t do this anymore.14 -
This is a first... My CEO made a youtube video announcing that they fired an employee (sales). I don't even know why they had to make a youtube video. The link was part of an email, just write it down in that email instead of labeling it as "small message from our CEO"
So disrespectful in my opinion.7 -
I fucking hate Figma.
It's primary use case is designing web applications, yet all of its naming conventions are based on SVG.
So you have to fight with designers trying to shoehorn SVG naming conventions into design tokens.
"Stroke" is border. Every time I see this I feel like I'm having a stroke.
"Drop-shadow" is box-shadow. This one really pisses me off because the properties you set for drop shadows are not valid drop shadow filters unless by some miracle the designer didn't discover the spread property. I suppose this doesn't matter because 99% of the time the code will apply a box-shadow anyway.
"Effects". FFS.
/rant1