Selfrant:
I suck.
I suck at programming.
I suck at python.
I suck at debugging.

When technology becomes naughty 🤣🤣

This is what I get for wanting to try Arch Linux again.... I even followed a guide so that I don't mess up. 😑 Fuck you Arch Linux and your complicatedness. And fuck you too brain for being Arch Linux dumb.

When the only ++ on your rant from 9+ hours ago is from @dfox 😂

Goodbye to programmers best friend. He was the best dog, the best listener, a great pair programmer, and someone to keep my lap warm while I work. And more than all of that, even though he was a dog...he was my friend. Goodnight buddy. I hope I see you on the other side.

At the moment I'm trying to optimize a slow old MySQL query from a project I made several years ago. The execution time is in excess of 55 seconds. Not good :(

After about an hour of experimenting I finally set a good index and reduced the time to < 3 seconds.

Chuffed :)

STOP DOING THIS!!!

So I made dis... Next goal is a full scale Arcade machine :-)

I wonder, Can a programmer survive without StackOverflow !! What if Google goes off for some days!! Life without these legends. Huh..🤔

Damn right :3

Me: Brooo, We did it last night!
Friend : Which base did you get to?
Me : Hbase
Friend: Ha, doope!

I hate the fucking news websites that make you press a "read more" button. Of course I want to read more, that's why I clicked on your fucking article!!

Where do Database Administrators hangout ?

I wonder, who this lady. Almost everyday gotta stare at her.

I just spent 15 minutes typing a rant only to lose it when I switched apps.

Can I rant about Dev Rant?

True story...

What if we were in an alternate universe where Java was a scripting language and therefore was the same as JavaScript, and all non-programmers thought they were different.

Hey guys

Just want to say that I'm new here and hope we all will have a good time and can help each other.

Greetings

How to really test your programming skills, try programming whilst on an internet connection which cuts out every few minutes.

If the machines do rise up and take over the world, I just hope my devices remember how good i was to them.

5 things you will find shocking about asynchronous code:

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