Can't believe devRant is made by a single developer and a designer. BRAVO YOU TWO👏👏

In full knowledge I'll never get an 100 1+ rant, I've made my own devRant stressball

"Do not disturb"

Wow.. just saw it!

I'll never hate anyone's bad code as much as I hate my own bad code.

The Captain Obvious commenter:

// account deletion
account.delete()

// check results
if results.any()

.... which eventually leads confusing unmaintained comments

Hello darkness, my old friend... devRant dark theme coming soon

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

When you haven't pulled from master in a week or two and then you do and there's no conflict with the big set of changes you're working on

how to learn everything in 21 days. :-)

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?

every time I experience this

Dev rant needs dark background with white text

A good programmer can get more done than 10 bad programmers, but a bad programmer's code can keep 10 good programmers busy for years.
~ Ed Weissman

When your team has no time to address technical debt/infrastructure improvements but we need to make that square checkbox round immediately.

When you rewrite some sloppy idiot's code to be way clearer and straightforward. Then you fix a bug you introduced... and another... until the code ends up looking more or less the same as when you started...

When your code reviewing the new guy and there's 50 comments for every line of code

Any good developer has read this.

a co-worker was approached a conference by a guy asking what she was doing there. I don't think he was expecting the answer "I'm speaking at this conference". I can't imagine being a woman in tech

Fuck dates and fuck date manipulation. Even when I think I get it right, I don't

Texting hubby after a long day. Realized later I ended my sentences with semi-colons :/

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

How long will it be before clients "get it" the web is a fluid medium it can't and shouldn't be fixed like ink on paper. Unless I do your website as a set of jpegs, you dickhead.

I have a serious bone to pick with internal software that is made "to work" but neglects a user-friendly UI. Damn tired of 1990s looking software that was developed in the 2010s. Internal employees deserve a great looking and intuitive user interface.

Am I the only one who gets extremely nervous the night before an interview as that technical test can encompass the entire academic field of CS. I'm just worried I'll forget the difference between a clustered and non-clustered index or fail to convey the difference between TDD and BDD.

I'm ten years in to my career now, so I 'should' know my stuff. I've produced the tests my self, hired other devs, but I still feel the nerves.