Being a dev tends to make me make cold calculated decisions. I hope I haven't made a mistake because of that.

"I wrote the code, I have to maintain the code, I wont need any comments"

*some months later*

Pro tip: preserve your job by not documenting it.

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

When the client thinks WordPress is a coding language.

Silicon Valley rules!

Maybe I'm alone on this one, but when JS developers talk about the frameworks they use- it sounds the same as a hipster talking about the bands that I probably haven't heard of

Finishing code - 1 day

Waiting for Business to get you the files you need for an import - 3 decades

You "following up" and "just checking in" doesn't actually make anything go faster...quite the opposite actually..

People that call themselves JavaScript developers but can't figure out how to update the DOM without using jQuery

Thought this was a good bug fix message on the app store

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.

After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.

Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?

The man hesitated for a second looking confused.

Man: But I thought we were in the same class

Saw this on Redit/imgur
http://m.imgur.com/95NZpPy

I am very happy that I found devRant. I work from home so ranting to other developers in person is impossible... thank you for filling that void.

How I do code reviews

LAMP site. Client: Can you stick it on a USB stick, I need to show it at an exhibition and there's no internet. Me: If I had your laptop I could potentially replicate the server set up to run it locally. Client: I just want it on a USB stick?