I can so relate to this, though the scenarios are different. Makes me mad.😾

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2018 in a nutshell

if you are tired, so fucking tired you are not fast enough to double tap a rant.
tap.... *rant opens* fuck! back..
tap... tap *rant opens* *rant opens* what the... back back
tap..tap oh cmon! Not again! back back
tap..tap *++ turns red*
Whohooo im a fucking genius!

stairs which is started from zero :D

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

This is so mean

Do you follow test driven development?

This keyboard designed specially for windows users

He is going places.

Be animal friendly,
🐛🐜🦋🐝🐞🦗
accept bugs.

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Client : pls put the disclaimer that the site uses cookies.
Me: but we don't use cookies this is a static page
Client: Still, the pop up makes the site look more professional, kindly add the feature asap
Me: :/

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

Achievement Level Windows se(XP)! :P

hah wth

1969 vs 2017

Who else feels this way? Current mood 😔

Client: We have a HUGE security problem.

Me: *thinks about any possible vulnerabilities* What is it?

Client: A user can take a picture of our website and steal our content.

I’m done for today.

Best joke I have read this week...

js validation

! Rant
Got a new phone, installed devrant first.

I spend a lot of time looking at this...

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Well he did the right thing

When you open devRant for the first time:

Hopefully not a repost, just found this on Twitter
#firstPost

I'm going to get message from the NSA for posting this. 😂😂

Today was a successfull day: I posted a question on StackOverflow and I didn't receive any downvote