Fuck Chuck Norris, I've done this, took me two days to figure shit out but the end result was beautiful.

If Samuel L. Jackson ever created a website...this would be how it looked.

I like UDP jokes better because I don't care if you get them.

Cable management, please 🙏

Please Do Not Touch Steve's Pet Alligators.

I don't know Steve, but he sure seems to be a badass.

@CCTrollz I've had this idea too. Please report back if you're successful or find a way to test this out.

Oneplus 3 has 6GB RAM. Designers always give one high resolution image and you need to resize the image for multiple screen densities.

@sam9669 Periscope has a dick problem, it couldn't filter out dick pics. Jian Yang's app does that much better with "Hotdog" and "Not Hotdog".

@anand007 Open the video in your browser and type "sudo" before hotstar. So that the link looks like this: www.sudohotstar.com/...

Don't know who made this, but has helped me quite a few times.

@elcore Watch "Halt and Catch Fire". It's about 4 people trying to make it big in the Tech industry in the 1980s.

Ummm... The normal kind?

HP Spectre 13, BTW.

"DO NOT DISTURB" isn't centered.

Now you can't un-see it.

@YousifMansour Lol, this is what happens when you try fixing bad code.

I don't feel like developing a project when it recieves a negative comment. But, it's that one good guy who appreciates the app that gets me to release the next update.

Try and ignore the low ratings, there are others who depend on you!

*Earth

@walturburk Silicon Valley S04 airs this Sunday!!

Guess who's getting famous at school tomorrow?

@A-0-C Typical me on a Monday.

Blame the management!

There's always 123movies...

The Data Cycle

Data can never be destroyed. When it rains, all the data vanishes, only to magically reappear in the form of another cloud somewhere far off.

Data is tricky like that.

Dammit! Now you make me feel bad. I've got quite a few of those in the project I'm working on.

@Dacexi You've literally given up your dreams.