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Kansas City

Joined devRant on 5/27/2017

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What are you doing there duck?

rant rubber duck walmart

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Me : Alexa, will you marry me ?
Alexa : I think that will somehow violate the law of robotics.

rant alexa she said no law

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Shout out to rubber dusk. Rubber duck was a word while playing pictionary today. And I was the only one who got it right.

And people asked me how I knew that. And I said she is my best friend.

rant rubber duck pictionary
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God save me, I have to write UI unit testing tomorrow

rant front-end kill me unit testing

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!rant devRant is my new Twitter 😊

rant devrant twitter

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Right after entering the Office Depot:

Employee: Do you have a computer?

Me: (awkwardly) yes.

Employee: When was the last time you diagnosed your computer?

Me : (wtf) never

Employee: Bring your computer to us, we will do free diagnosis and help you fix issues and bla bla bla ....

I left.

rant wtf diagnosis office depot

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You made my day. I feel honored.

rant dfox devrant dfox thanks :d dfox<3

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Last night : I am gonna change my username and profile Avatar.

This morning , after checking and clicking on the notifications.

Why the fuck did I get those notifications. I don't see where I ranted/commented. Then I realized I changed my username last night.

rant username dumb
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I do forgive, I don't forget. Expect me.

rant forget forgiveness
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Let it go.

rant let it go

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Coffee in, code out.

rant code coffee
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I am naming my car 'sudo'

rant authority car sudo

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At least my friends understand me !

rant programmer coffee pizza computer gifts friends nerd software late night late night coding

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I love devRant cartoons.

undefined fun youtube cartoons devrant

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Stupid Windows. I just lost 10 min of my life.

undefined slow stupid windows

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Although I am a huge fan of stack overflow, I am sick and tired of them always blocking me to ask new questions. I feel like I should start asking questions on Devrant.

undefined questions devrant stackoverflow

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Just saw this on Twitter. Can't stop sharing g.

undefined twitter legacy code
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Saw a job posting at subway in Chicago. Need a job ?

undefined subway job postings job solve

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Have you ever done tab (thinking that the text will indent) and enter to go to new line in Outlook and sent email by accident ? I have done couple of times now ! Not good .

undefined outlook email mistake

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Looked back at the at the code I wrote 3 months ago. I wrote shit !! 😂

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A guy asked for retweet so that he can get free chicken nuggets for a year. Can I ask upvotes so that I can get free swag ???

undefined free swag swag stickers

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Someone just asked me to create a huge web application for them for free. Their logic is I can practice Java lol.

undefined java free crazy sucker

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If you run behind JavaScript frameworks you will always be running 🏃 🏃 🏃 reminds me of Forest Gump

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