The client: Why you are writing using strange language, why you didn't use English? We can't accept that...

After some searching I found a solution on stackexchange.

The solution was a reference to a patch that I created a couple of years ago :)

As a freelancer, I outsource every bit of work to other countries with cheaper labor and charge the client like a rollercoaster

How to kill a lot of Linux users in one go without being accused of murder:

1) Write on social media "which is the best Linux distro and why?"
2) Watch them fight and kill each other
3) Profit

Gotta love this guy

So I upgraded my 8 year old Acer Aspire 7250 with Linux Solus and performance increased OVER 9000000000

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT I AM GOING LINUX!!!

What my friend wrote on Instagram: "I should be studying oops"

What I read: "I should be studying object oriented programming s"

I remember reading shampoo directions as a kid and it feeling wrong to exit the cycle.

1. wet hair
2. apply shampoo
3. lather
4. repeat

I didn't choose development life, it chose me

This is gold. This developer has a bold captcha solution.

My friend Bob : "Hey meet my girlfriend Alice"
Me : "I always knew about you two"

Tabs over spaces

Time is constant after all. Yes it's from production.

Calling it a good day :D

Pro devRant tip:

Search for "client". Those are some of the best rants.

OpenSSL: Oh boy Heartbleed was a serious vulnerabi...

Cloudflare: Hold my bear

Cloudbleed

Network joke

OK so I'm just going to announce this. I'm done with my WPF client for devRant. It's not really "Production" quality but it does what I want and well... it's good enough for me and I need to move on.

Here's the release and code if anyone is interested. If you want any other feature, you can just fork and implement it yourself.

Repo:
https://github.com/allanx2000/...

Release: (ClickOnce installer in app.zip)
https://github.com/allanx2000/...

I told my Girlfriend to talk dirty to me on whatsapp. Now we are discussing about HTML & CSS.

Porn websites know their audience so well, they dark theme it

devrant community is so great. May all of you get more RAM on your servers.

Building a pull request on our Build Server takes 14 hours, it can do about 10 builds at a time and there are already 26 builds in the queue and it isn't even 10am.

I've been waiting for a build since I queued it on Friday - because the queue is actually a stack.

And management / senior developers are like...