The client: Why you are writing using strange language, why you didn't use English? We can't accept that...

Yes, my life is colorful...

What is your type?

I didn't know any one of them, we just meet at the TADHack last week end. Because my team members apologies at the last moment, I joined one of them who forgot his laptop. The third came after five minutes asking "can I join"?
We established a team from three different backgrounds, and started the work. Each one built what he know, and we integrated all of it together.
Luckily, we won.... I enjoyed these weekend...

As a developer, you are working with colourful text, strange syntax, alot of math, and all the time you know that you are not the best yet!

Full HD 27' monitor 😍😍😍 when you can divide your screen into two halves easily and there's no need to do Alt+tab

I have a bad memory, but I have stack overflow

Pressed Build Number 7 times...

I'm a developer now! 😍😁

Manager: Hi
Developer: Duh

All my tasks was development, last week our boss gave me a testing task, and I completed it.
He said that the developers will hate me if I keep reporting every expected/unexpected, small/big, normal/critical bugs , so that he sent me back to the development team.
I just wondering if I misunderstand the word "testing"!!?

My react developer tool popped up to tell me that my company slack is using the development build of react not fit for production...

I wasted two days to solve the problem with loading meteor 1.3.4_1 just the last week, and now I suppose to update to 1.4 :'(

Developer.
Dev Eloper.

Happy birthday devRant

Removing Windows and using Ubuntu on my personal device helped me to support the other Senior developers in my new company in few simple, notable, appreciated issues. And I can't deny that I regret the years I spent using Windows like any end user.

SDLC:
Bug ---> Debug ---> Don't sleep we have bug ---> repeat

sudo svn commit -m "Fixing the bugs and Saving the World (S)"

Yes we are saving the world 🌍

I completed the 2 continues weeks complex task yesterday evening/mid night. And I am in the hospital today :-) Exhausted, tired, and in total mess.
Love <3 programming will kill us.